spooky scary

[donotlick]

aka: a psl for grumpy cops

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[ Gavin stares at him for a second as he takes another swig of his beer. He licks his lips and puts it down on the table, reaching a slightly chilled hand over to find one of Hank's. ]

Hank. My love. None of this is your fault. [ He brings his hand up and kisses it gently. ] It's the coven that turned him's fault, and they're all dead. [ He kisses his hand again. ] Honestly? His connection to us, to you, is the thing that saved him from being their thrall. We're stronger together and tonight proved it.

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I still wish I coulda been there.

[ But the touch makes him smile. Aw, you always know what to say, Gavin. Hank's not sure he deserves that praise, much less the support of someone as wonderful as him, but he can't deny that he loves his kisses and affection. Being a werewolf sure made him cuddlier. (And softer, even if he has been losing weight.) ]

It's just... as the alpha, I should've kept a better eye on things. If it was enough to connect him to me, I should've...

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I know. I wish I could have too.

[ With that, Gavin gets up and closes their distance and plops himself on Hank's lap. He takes Hank's hand and places it on his mark, leaning in a little more. ]

For us having no goddamn idea about any of this shit, I think we're doing pretty good. [ He leans in and kisses him between the eyes. ] They could have killed him, they could have tried to hold him for some kind of ransom. But they just made the richest, smartest guy in the world immortal. Jokes on them, huh?

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[ Hank leans in close and wraps his arms around Gavin's waist, pulling him close and burying his face in his neck. He noses at the mark, softly dragging his teeth over it with a growl. Sorry, he's not super paying attention here, he's distracted. But he is listening. ]

Yeah, they might've figured we don't have our shit together, but they really fucked up there.

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[ He purrs at that, a soft little rumble rolling out of his chest. Gavin tilts his head to give him better access, sighing hotly. (Probably not the best idea to do this when his brother with the newfound super senses is only a few rooms away but... it's been a stressful evening.)

The teeth make him shiver and clutch at Hank. ]

Yep. [ Purr, purr. ] I mean, you remember how unsure I was at first. But I love it all now.

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[ It's ok, Eli has the shower running very loudly. And very hot. He doesn't want to think about what his brother and husband are doing out there, promise. He's got a lot more on his mind than that.

Hank purrs in response, chest rumbling low and deep as he drags his beard and teeth over the mark and pulls Gavin tight against him. They could probably all use a break. ]

Being a vampire seems a little shittier than being a werewolf. [ He kisses Gavin's mark, smirking. ] Though I guess I used to think being a werewolf was as bad as it gets, before I got you.

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[ It's for the best, really.

Oh baby. Gavin just keens and leans into those teeth, suddenly wanting his husband to just sink his teeth into his flesh but it'll feel good. He shivers at the kiss. ]

Mm... [ He trails his fingers up into Hank's hair, scratching at his scalp. ] I'd say there are positives and negatives to both, really.

[ Aw, you're so sweet. Gavin leans in to kiss his temple, murmuring into his ear. ] Here's hoping Eli finds his true love, I guess.

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Ain't that just himself?

[ Hank chuckles. See, he'll bite you way better than your brother will, Gavin! But he knows he should hold back, at least because he won't want to explain himself if Eli walks in on them. So he just keeps it to a nibble and slides his tongue up and down Gavin's neck. Yeah, that's totally not as bad as biting down, right? ]

Have I mentioned how much I love you lately, babe?

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[ Gavin snorts in a way that sounds like his nose is still broken, throwing his head back in a laugh for a second. ] You're not wrong...

[ But oh. He sobers quickly as those teeth nibble at his flesh, purring loudly. Honestly, it's probably for the best to keep the blood out of the air around the fledgling vampire unless it's strictly necessary. Eli may have just filled up the tank on him but instincts are instincts, after all. He leans down and kisses Hank sweetly. ]

Considering you say it multiple times a day... you should say it more. [ Another smooch. ] I love you too.

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[ Hank answers with a cheeky grin, kissing back. It's been so long since he was this happy that it still boggles his mind sometimes, but it's all thanks to Gavin and he'll gladly say so. ]

Love you. So much.

[ Really, Elijah would have to get pretty damn lucky to find someone this good. He probably knows it, though he really wouldn't have an opinion about it if it weren't for Gavin's feelings seeping through their bond. And oh, isn't it great that poor Eli is discovering that maybe that necklace thing they use to keep their bond toned down isn't working quite as well now that he's a vampire? Yeah.

Yeah, Eli doesn't have the best shower in the world, but he feels a lot more in control, at least of his instincts, once he's clean and not actually wearing other people's blood. Of course, the two love birds have been so busy making out that they didn't get him a change of clothes. ]

Is that change of clothes ever coming, Ezra?

[ So thanks to the fact that they're all sharing blood now, Elijah can communicate telepathically with Gavin. And maybe a little with Hank. ]

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[ Whoops!! Babcia's gonna have to make an upgraded one.

So Gavin is happily smooching the heck out of his husband when all of a sudden his big dumb brother's voice is in his head and he yelps again, jumping up. ]

What the fuck?! [ Oh... well, he did have a point. ] Uh, one sec, then we can figure out why you can talk in my head?!

[ He heads into the bedroom and pulls out some clothes then sticks his arm into the bathroom. ]

Here. Sorry.

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[ She definitely is, considering the whole blood connection is extremely strong now. Really, what were you expecting, letting your brother drink your blood, Gavin? That's how vampires enthrall people. Though Eli wouldn't have the first clue on how to do that, he just somehow knew that he could connect with him thanks to their shared blood. It's pretty creepy.

Hank didn't hear it quite as clearly, but he heard it too. ]

Jesus Christ.

[ Hank shakes his head and watches Gavin go. Yeah, they're gonna have serious boundary issues. Serious issues. Oh well. ]

Thank you.

[ Elijah smirks as he grabs the clothes. Don't worry, he's in a towel, he's not trying to traumatize his baby brother too much. But he shrugs, golden eyes glinting with mischief. Yeah, he's enjoying this a little. ]

We're connected by blood, especially now. I needed to reach out to you, so I did.

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[ Look, giving his brother blood was the sensible and kind thing to do, he didn't foresee this being an issue. They're already super close, what's some harmless telepathy between twins (and alphas)? And Eli couldn't thrall Ezra even if he wanted to, he's too much of a little brother anyway.

He peaks his head in, seeing that glint in his eyes. Oh god not mischief. He's already gonna start acting annoying, huh? ]

I mean, I guess that's handy. [ He looks down and fiddles with the trinket on his necklace from babcia. ] Guess she's gonna have to whip up another one of these, huh?

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I can't wait to see what babcia cooks up this time.

[ Maybe some part of him likes being connected to his brother, or maybe that's the part that wants to have his food readily available. Whoops. He's got a lot to get used to. At least some new clothes help. ]

Some privacy, if you would.

[ Says the guy who can speak into your head, but you know. That's Eli. He's shooting Ezra right out. ]

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[ He has to admit it's... not that bad. Twin things, they've already been basically psychic anyway. Just another level to it? Except now it looks like they'll actually have to practice not invading each other's heads. At least while Eli has to feed on him. ]

Oh like you have any room to bitch about privacy. [ He just blows him a big raspberry as he's shooed out of the bathroom, in full annoying baby brother mode.

With a sigh and a rub to his forehead, he heads back into the kitchen to his husband. ]

So jot down that new side effect, I guess.

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[ It's definitely a whole new fun, deeper world. Eli isn't too set on reading into his brother's head, he can already tell most of what his brother was thinking before anyway, so being able to talk to him isn't too jarring. Just, y'know, it gives him a chance to bitch at his brother, and that's always fun.

Still, he isn't a total exhibitionist so once Ezra's out of the picture, he starts getting dressed. It's almost nostalgic, to wear clothes that Gran got them... kind of shame Ezra doesn't normally dress this nice. Or maybe he's just too bulky now to wear them -- they're certainly a good fit on Elijah.

Hank meanwhile is done cleaning up from dinner. He feels a bit like an eavesdropper, considering he heard most of that and the psychic stuff too, but this is his house and they're his pack so part of him thinks it feels right, too. It's weird. ]

Makes sense. There's a reason people aren't out there signing up to get bit by vampires. [ He shrugs. ] You and me are probably more used to this mind-meld stuff than anybody else would be.

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[ There are worse candidates for 'sudden telepathy' that's for sure. Poor Hank though. ]

Yeah... least we've already been through all of this. Gives him some kind of stability, even if we don't know shit about vampires.

[ He just sort of leans against Hank's shoulder, nuzzling close. ] Looks like we'll have to keep our hands to ourselves again for a bit. Connection's even stronger than before now.

[ Which they can do but he was really looking forward to Hank's hands on his ass tonight. Oh well. ]

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[ At least they're used to Eli getting all up in their business for the most part. ]

Right. If shit had to go south... least we've kinda already been there.

[ Really, it's such a far cry from Hank's awful entry into the supernatural that he almost feels like he knows what he's doing. Hank leans back, wrapping an arm around Gavin's shoulders to pull him closer. Maybe they can't fuck while Elijah's tuned in on Gavin's brainwaves but they can still cuddle till they gross Eli out. ]

Damn shame. I had a real nice night planned for you. [ Is he teasing or is he serious?? ] Figured you got all that stress, y'know...

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[ Gavin is all for some good cuddling, oh baby. He nuzzles into Hank more, sighing happily until he starts to cruelly tease him. ]

You're terrible, Mr. Anderson. Teasing your dear husband like this. [ He whines a little. Ugh, Eli! He wants Hank to tear his clothes off with his teeth and you're such a boner killer. ]

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[ Hank smiles, growling softly as he noses at Gavin's neck again. They're impossible. To be fair it's been a long day and Hank wants to get the weird feeling Eli's causing him out of his system. But you know, sometimes you make sacrifices for family.

Because, yeah, Elijah is back from the bathroom and he's looking unimpressed. ]

So is this why I didn't get enthralled? How interesting.

[ Hank rolls his eyes, not moving an inch. ]

You're part of the pack, that doesn't mean I wanna spoon you.

[ Except he does. He really does. It's very weird. ]

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[ Gavin turns to look at Eli, rolling his eyes. Then he turns back to smooch Hank on the cheek. ]

Dunno how the logistics of a big werewolf and vampire cuddle puddle would go.

[ ...he says that, but his base instincts don't seem to mind it. Because his brother is a part of him and has his blood so he's also... him? So it's okay if he's around his mate?

Hoo boy, this blood sharing thing is making everything confusing. So he just clears his throat and turns to fully look at Elijah. ]

Yeah, you look much better not covered in dried blood.

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I'm not feeling an overwhelming need to bite you, so at the very least there is that.

[ Honestly the whole blood thing is very strange. Because on a good day, Elijah has what he'd call a lingering crush on Hank Anderson, his brother's husband. But today it's worse. Much worse. He drank Ezra's blood so he supposes it makes a strange sort of sense. A creepy kind of sense, since blood shouldn't carry emotions but none of this supernatural stuff follows any laws of science, really. ]

Thank you. I'm sure it's in with vampires somewhere.

[ He rolls his eyes, stepping a little closer and giving a faux spin. Werk it, Eli. (This is extremely awkward for Hank, he can't even explain why.) ]

Gran always did know what looked best.

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I'd hope not, after you turned me into a blood keg.

[ He watches his brother twirl and rolls his eyes. It's definitely weird: twin brother, full of his blood, smells like him, faintly smells like his mate. Weird!! That's not him, brain!! You're not looking in a mirror! ]

Yeah, she tried so hard to get me to wear sweaters. Just not my thing. You can keep 'em, they don't really fit me anymore anyway.

[ Since he's gotten a little broader since becoming a werewolf. Y'know, no shade. Or maybe just a little. Vampire bro with his skinny swimmers body. ]

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[ Werewolves are extremely simple-minded, I'm sorry to say. Instincts can be fooled pretty easy when it comes to smells, and the three of them smell like home and safe and mate and it's making Hank's head spin.

Elijah cocks a smirk. He's not looking to look like a bro, Gavin. He's totally fine with the swimmer bod. ]

I'll take you up on that. I'm going to need more long sleeves from now on.

[ If nobody's gonna talk about it, Eli will. ]

By the way, was it a good idea for me to drink your blood, with the whole mate business? Because while I doubt it'll make me want to sleep with your alpha, I know I felt him in your head when I spoke to you, so it's becoming somewhat disorienting to make sense of whose thoughts are whose.

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[ Gavin gets a little red and grinds his teeth together a little. ]

Look, I'd rather you feed on me and deal with this awkwardness than any alternatives, alright? I don't think it'd be a good idea to try to feed on Hank anyway. [ Pause. ] Not that I'd let you. [ Wow, that was some Wolfiness that just dropped out of his mouth there.

He clears his throat. ] Look, when my blood gets out of your system we'll see how it goes. I didn't exactly have the chance to research when you were passed out and I was worried about you.

[ Yeah, he'll just come out and say it whatever!! He was worried!! He loves you, Ellie. ]