Gavin is still grinning. ] You would have. At least now you don't have to upload your brain into an android body, right?
[ He goes back to munching on his breakfast, very glad that his hunger is being satiated. It uses up a lot of energy having to replace half of your blood in an evening!! ]
We're definitely gonna have to practice and figure out what you can do. Like, since you showered I'm guessin' the 'vampires can't be around water' thing is crap.
[ He might, if you kids can't keep it in check. We'll see!! ]
In about three more years, I could have.
[ Eli's not missing a beat, even as he keeps stroking Hank's legs with his toes. He doesn't even look up from his coffee. Of course he was planning to upload himself into a robot, he's Elijah Kamski. ]
We should consider creating list -- especially while I have you, in case I get injured by anything. I'm not exactly a fan of live tests but I doubt anything too scientific will yield different results.
[ Though he'd way rather put a sample in a slide and stick it under the sun, the magic probably stops working as soon as it leaves his body. He'll have plenty of time for that in his own home. ]
Crossing bodies of water will be the biggest one. I'd hate to be land-locked for the rest of my... however long.
[ Well, needing to be invited in but that's probably not a thing right? ]
[ See, Gavin's not even surprised. He's expected his brother to do something like that since they were like nine years old. ]
Yeah, good idea. You haven't felt the urge to count shit, have you? Or feeling like you wanna turn into a bat? [ He's mostly kidding, but still, you never know. ] We're definitely not testing a stake through the heart just in case though.
That might be more Hank's area than mine. At least, that's how it seems. [ So far all he's managed is big teeth, a slightly distorted face with lots of extra hair all around and some massive claws.
Aw... it is. Ezra drops his hands and looks over at him all sweetly. It's the way it is... but that's also romantic as shit. ]
Makes sense. That's how it feels to me too. [ Forever bound. He leans forward and smooches his husband on the cheek just because. ]
[ Hank makes a face. Gavin's grandmother did say something like that was possible, but he hasn't tried it out or anything. There hasn't really been any need to -- it's not like he can travel somewhere faster on foot than he can by car. ]
Not really interested in being a furry, thanks.
[ Hank....... no. You can't say shit like that and the say serious shit and get kisses and just -- well. It's Hank. What can you do? He smiles as Ezra kisses him, closing his eyes to purr (very softly.) ]
Might be I'm gettin' stronger as we nail down this pack thing but it's not like I'm super interested in starting a gang or anything. Just you guys and Connor is enough for me.
[ That makes him cackle. ] You mean you don't have a hidden FurAffinity account? I'm shocked.
[ Have another nuzzle and smooch before he pulls away and goes back to his food. ]
Yeah, I think we just need to make sure no bad shit happens in the city. Which, I mean, we already do anyway. We just gotta figure how the fuck you find out about the spooky underworld or whatever you wanna call it. We're painfully out of the loop.
[ Hank scoffs. He can guess what a FurAffinity account and he's not going down that rabbithole.
He leans over and kisses Gavin's temple, though he'll give Eli some love too and squeeze his free hand too. They're both his mate? Somehow? Whatever, he's got plenty of alpha to go around. ]
Yeah, I probably need to like... set up a better way to track what counts as our turf or something. Shit, it sounds like a mob movie but it's true. If we start cracking down, maybe we can keep shit like this from happening to anybody else.
[ Gavin was a teen at the height of Vine, he Knows Things.
Aw. The happiest weird little hybrid werewolf/vampire family. Gavin scoots his chair over and leans against Hank, purring happily. ]
Yeah. Maybe we need to find some contacts? Probably not hunters but like... shit, I dunno. Are fae real? Fae sound like folks who would know the real dirt.
[ He's good. Maybe he doesn't have the same instinctual pull that they have, but he's no less devoted to Hank's safety.
It's cool though, he's not gonna complain about getting cuddled like this. Though his phone rings from the living room just a moment later. Time to find out who's faster, werewolf or vampire? ]
Shit, that's probably him now. Could one of you get that?
[ Elijah bolts from his seat in a rush to grab the phone.
He bolts maybe a little too quickly. About halfway out of his seat something happens and, well. He abandons his quest to grab the phone. Because he's apparently turned into a bat. Do you think turning into a bat just comes with the knowledge on how to fly? Maybe. Maybe if Elijah weren't so flustered and confused he would be able to but instead he just kinda... faceplants into the ground. And makes a very undignified, very Eli-like groan.
He's so tiny. It all happens so fast Hank barely registers what's happening until there's a black, fluffy ball with wings hanging out on his floor. ]
Holy shit.
[ Hank stands up and plucks Eli off the ground, setting him on one of his big palms. He fits totally comfortably there, too. Holy shit. Elijah's been struck speechless by the whole thing, apparently. ]
[ Gavin's got the phone up to his face and he turns and... his brother is a bat. A bat. After the rush of getting to the phone dies down, he can sense it in his chest. Brother turned into his vampire bat form. ]
Yeah, uh. Give us a minute Connor. Not an emergency just... a thing.
[ Gavin hangs up and heads back over to Hank and his tiny brother. He looks at Hank's palm and... reaches out and pokes him. ]
You're a fucking bat, dude. What the fuck? [ Then he grins. ] And you're so cute.
[ Connor responds with something noncommittal (he's definitely coming over later.) Eli squeaks angrily as Gavin pokes him. He scratches at his face with his claw, or whatever it is. He's got tiny arms and wings for hands. This is super weird. Can he talk? This might be more of a psychic connection thing. ]
I take back anything nice I said about being a vampire.
[ Hank chuckles. Hey, at least you're safe in your alpha's hands, Eli. He'd probably be shaking his tiny, fluffy butt off if he wasn't. Thankfully he can be indignant instead of scared. It doesn't make his little cheeps any less cute though. ]
[ Yeah, okay, those head scratches feel pretty nice. It's hard to fight back when you're small and everything around you is technically safe!! ]
Well it's not as though I was going to shrink with my clothes.
[ if bitty bats could rolls their eyes, he would be rolling his eyes. Hank gives his back a little scritch too. Wow, okay, this attention is actually great. It's too bad he's tiny and this is embarrassing. Hank tries to think back on what he read about shape-shifting. He hasn't tried it yet but... ]
Must be one fast little bat if that's what got you to shift.
Perhaps. In some stories, vampires can turn into mist or clouds of smoke.
[ Which would be kind of cool but kind of horrifying so Eli doesn't really want to think about it. He's also kind of tired of being called cute!! Wow!! You werewolves would be really big and scary if you weren't family. ]
What do you usually do?
[ Eli starts to gnaw on Hank's finger as a form of protest. Or maybe he's just bitey as a bat. His senses are very different like this and it's extremely disorienting. ]
Woah, hey, buddy. Maybe let's set you down on the bed so you don't just change back on my hand.
[ Elijah snorts. It's small and more like a peep but it's what he does. We now know what Ezra would do if he could shape-shift -- evidently do it all the damn time. ]
You guys're twins. It's nothing I ain't seen before.
[ Hank chuckles but he doesn't actually complain past that. He's not in a huge hurry to see Elijah naked. He'll let Ezra take it from here. Though gnawing on Hank definitely is comforting, Eli scoots his tiny little legs and crawls over to his brother's hand. It is unfairly cute. ]
[ Gavin actually blushes a little and makes a little face at Hank. Those are not!! Things he wants to think about!!
But aw, oh no. Eli wiggling onto his hand is really fucking cute. It's definitely some pack instincts too, protect the Small Wiggling Thing That's Your Brother but still. So cute.
He snorts and puts his free hand over his chest in faux drama. ]
Elijah, asking me for help? I'm gonna mark it on the calendar. [ He's teasing, of course he'll help. He starts to head back to the bedroom. ]
Let's see if we can talk you back to opposable thumbs here, tough guy.
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Gavin is still grinning. ] You would have. At least now you don't have to upload your brain into an android body, right?
[ He goes back to munching on his breakfast, very glad that his hunger is being satiated. It uses up a lot of energy having to replace half of your blood in an evening!! ]
We're definitely gonna have to practice and figure out what you can do. Like, since you showered I'm guessin' the 'vampires can't be around water' thing is crap.
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In about three more years, I could have.
[ Eli's not missing a beat, even as he keeps stroking Hank's legs with his toes. He doesn't even look up from his coffee. Of course he was planning to upload himself into a robot, he's Elijah Kamski. ]
We should consider creating list -- especially while I have you, in case I get injured by anything. I'm not exactly a fan of live tests but I doubt anything too scientific will yield different results.
[ Though he'd way rather put a sample in a slide and stick it under the sun, the magic probably stops working as soon as it leaves his body. He'll have plenty of time for that in his own home. ]
Crossing bodies of water will be the biggest one. I'd hate to be land-locked for the rest of my... however long.
[ Well, needing to be invited in but that's probably not a thing right? ]
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Yeah, good idea. You haven't felt the urge to count shit, have you? Or feeling like you wanna turn into a bat? [ He's mostly kidding, but still, you never know. ] We're definitely not testing a stake through the heart just in case though.
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[ Is a bat really that weird? Hmm? He shakes his head though. ]
I'm fairly sure anyone would die from a stake through the heart. Except perhaps Hank.
[ Hank shrugs, agreeing through a bite of bacon-omelette. Don't ask him how he knows this -- it's an alpha thing. ]
Ezra too. He'd survive.
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[ He takes a few sips of his coffee as they talk about stakes through the heart. Aw. He puts down the mug then puts both his hands over his heart. ]
Because my love for you just makes me that strong, huh~? [ He's being a shit. ]
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[ Elijah rolls his eyes. ]
I doubt garlic will do much. But we can try if you're really determined about it.
[ Hank nods. This is definitely some deep breakfast talk, but, yeah. ]
You're my mate. Long as I'm alive, you're alive. That's... kind of just the sense I get.
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Aw... it is. Ezra drops his hands and looks over at him all sweetly. It's the way it is... but that's also romantic as shit. ]
Makes sense. That's how it feels to me too. [ Forever bound. He leans forward and smooches his husband on the cheek just because. ]
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Not really interested in being a furry, thanks.
[ Hank....... no. You can't say shit like that and the say serious shit and get kisses and just -- well. It's Hank. What can you do? He smiles as Ezra kisses him, closing his eyes to purr (very softly.) ]
Might be I'm gettin' stronger as we nail down this pack thing but it's not like I'm super interested in starting a gang or anything. Just you guys and Connor is enough for me.
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[ Have another nuzzle and smooch before he pulls away and goes back to his food. ]
Yeah, I think we just need to make sure no bad shit happens in the city. Which, I mean, we already do anyway. We just gotta figure how the fuck you find out about the spooky underworld or whatever you wanna call it. We're painfully out of the loop.
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He leans over and kisses Gavin's temple, though he'll give Eli some love too and squeeze his free hand too. They're both his mate? Somehow? Whatever, he's got plenty of alpha to go around. ]
Yeah, I probably need to like... set up a better way to track what counts as our turf or something. Shit, it sounds like a mob movie but it's true. If we start cracking down, maybe we can keep shit like this from happening to anybody else.
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Aw. The happiest weird little hybrid werewolf/vampire family. Gavin scoots his chair over and leans against Hank, purring happily. ]
Yeah. Maybe we need to find some contacts? Probably not hunters but like... shit, I dunno. Are fae real? Fae sound like folks who would know the real dirt.
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[ He is, after all, the perfect mix of technology and magic. If anyone can update managing pack territory to the year 2039, it's this crew.
Purring is just the new normal for them. Even Eli scoots up and leans against Hank, purring softly. It's definitely different from werewolf purrs. ]
I'm sure we'll find something.
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[ He never thought he'd care about Connor but... here they are. He's like the dweeby little brother he always wanted.
And sorry Hank, are you trying to eat? You've got the Kamski Twins just wanting some good alpha snuggles still. ]
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[ He's good. Maybe he doesn't have the same instinctual pull that they have, but he's no less devoted to Hank's safety.
It's cool though, he's not gonna complain about getting cuddled like this. Though his phone rings from the living room just a moment later. Time to find out who's faster, werewolf or vampire? ]
Shit, that's probably him now. Could one of you get that?
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I won. [ Did you, Ezra? Did you??? ]
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He bolts maybe a little too quickly. About halfway out of his seat something happens and, well. He abandons his quest to grab the phone. Because he's apparently turned into a bat. Do you think turning into a bat just comes with the knowledge on how to fly? Maybe. Maybe if Elijah weren't so flustered and confused he would be able to but instead he just kinda... faceplants into the ground. And makes a very undignified, very Eli-like groan.
He's so tiny. It all happens so fast Hank barely registers what's happening until there's a black, fluffy ball with wings hanging out on his floor. ]
Holy shit.
[ Hank stands up and plucks Eli off the ground, setting him on one of his big palms. He fits totally comfortably there, too. Holy shit. Elijah's been struck speechless by the whole thing, apparently. ]
Tell Connor I'll call him back.
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Yeah, uh. Give us a minute Connor. Not an emergency just... a thing.
[ Gavin hangs up and heads back over to Hank and his tiny brother. He looks at Hank's palm and... reaches out and pokes him. ]
You're a fucking bat, dude. What the fuck? [ Then he grins. ] And you're so cute.
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I take back anything nice I said about being a vampire.
[ Hank chuckles. Hey, at least you're safe in your alpha's hands, Eli. He'd probably be shaking his tiny, fluffy butt off if he wasn't. Thankfully he can be indignant instead of scared. It doesn't make his little cheeps any less cute though. ]
Shit, you're super cute.
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[ He's gonna reach out and scratch your little fuzzy head, Eli. All safe in Hank's warm hands!! ]
So you tried to go so fast you turned into a bat? That's adorable. [ He looks down at the pile of clothes on the floor. ] And you're naked.
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Well it's not as though I was going to shrink with my clothes.
[ if bitty bats could rolls their eyes, he would be rolling his eyes. Hank gives his back a little scritch too. Wow, okay, this attention is actually great. It's too bad he's tiny and this is embarrassing. Hank tries to think back on what he read about shape-shifting. He hasn't tried it yet but... ]
Must be one fast little bat if that's what got you to shift.
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Maybe your special vampire powers are being a speedy bat. Wonder if you could teleport too?
[ As fun as this is, he can't stay stuck as a bat forever. The world's richest man and also a bat CEO, would never work. ]
I mean, I know what grounds me to shift back but I don't know if that'll apply to you.
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[ Which would be kind of cool but kind of horrifying so Eli doesn't really want to think about it. He's also kind of tired of being called cute!! Wow!! You werewolves would be really big and scary if you weren't family. ]
What do you usually do?
[ Eli starts to gnaw on Hank's finger as a form of protest. Or maybe he's just bitey as a bat. His senses are very different like this and it's extremely disorienting. ]
Woah, hey, buddy. Maybe let's set you down on the bed so you don't just change back on my hand.
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[ The duality of man. Or Kamskis. He snorts when Eli starts to nibble on Hank. Alpha snack? Comfort gnaw? Why is his brother so cute? ]
Yeah, bed. So you can be under a blanket when you shift back and nobody has to see you naked.
[ You're literally a twin but whatever. He reaches out his hand if Eli wants to hop on over to his palm. ]
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You guys're twins. It's nothing I ain't seen before.
[ Hank chuckles but he doesn't actually complain past that. He's not in a huge hurry to see Elijah naked. He'll let Ezra take it from here. Though gnawing on Hank definitely is comforting, Eli scoots his tiny little legs and crawls over to his brother's hand. It is unfairly cute. ]
Any help is appreciated, even yours, Ezra.
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But aw, oh no. Eli wiggling onto his hand is really fucking cute. It's definitely some pack instincts too, protect the Small Wiggling Thing That's Your Brother but still. So cute.
He snorts and puts his free hand over his chest in faux drama. ]
Elijah, asking me for help? I'm gonna mark it on the calendar. [ He's teasing, of course he'll help. He starts to head back to the bedroom. ]
Let's see if we can talk you back to opposable thumbs here, tough guy.
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