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[donotlick]

aka: a psl for grumpy cops

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[donotlick]

You love me.

[ God, Gavin's cute. So cute. Hank's totally gone for him. His smile could light up the whole precinct. ]

Let's see how long it takes the guys to notice. Wanna make any bets?

[coffeedipshit]

A whole damn lot.

[ He settles back into his seat and buckles up, still staring at his finger. He can't stop touching it, spinning it around his finger. Gavin snorts. ]

Well Connor doesn't count because he's gonna notice right away. Chris will probably take like, five or ten minutes?

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[ Hank huffs. Connor totally counts! But he also doesn't. Yeah. Boy, is he ever gonna get used to Gavin telling him how much he loves him?? It's cool, he can just distract himself from, you know, that. ]

Chris figured out we were fucking before we even knew we were fucking. He'll probably take one look at you and know.

[ It's cute. Hank can't stop glancing at his hand as he takes the steering wheel. Shit, he's lucky. He's so goddamn lucky. ]

[coffeedipshit]

[ They're acting like giddy teenagers. Gavin just snickers a bit and rubs the back of his neck almost bashfully. ]

Yeah... I dunno how he put up with me pathetically pining for you. It was pretty obvious.

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That so, huh?

[ Hank does love hearing about your dumb crush on him, Gavin!! It makes for a really nice drive. ]

Guess he'll be happy for you, at least. Finally got your man.

[coffeedipshit]

[ He sort of forced it down for a few years but it never really went away. Why else was he so pissy at him?

He laughs a little. ]

Yep. Poster child for baby gays everywhere. I'll do a speaking tour and everything.

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[ Always nice to know he somehow still had it, despite turning fifty and being taken. Not that that went too well, but things are good now.

Things will keep being good, too. That's what forever means. Hank shakes his head with a laugh. ]

Oh, yeah? And how the hell would that go?

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[ He laughs again. ]

No idea. Probably more of a 'don't do this' kind of talk. I was a dick for no reason because I didn't know how to express my emotions like an adult.

[ Sorry, pause to dreamily stare at his hand again. ]

But it's better now.

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Yeah, that sounds like you.

[ He teases because he cares. Obviously. He's very happy with the way things turned out. ]

Guess you don't gotta worry about talking about your feelings when putting your hand on your neck does the trick.

[coffeedipshit]

It helps. [ And he does so again, teasing his fingers across the soft scars. ] But I still like telling you. 'Cause you get all embarrassed and it's cute as hell.

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[ Hank blushes but he'd never admit it, so wow, shut up, Gavin!! Nothing makes Hank embarrassed like poiting out the fact that he gets embarrassed. ]

Shut the fuck up. You're the one who's cute.

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[ Gavin laughs That Laugh of his, pointing. ]

That's the face! You get all mottled and your nose scrunches. Fucking adorable.

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[ Honk honk, you little gremlin. Of course with Gavin's nice, un-broken nose, it manages to be a little less nasal so Hank can't deny that he's... kinda cute.

Damn, love makes you so stupid. Hank's still blushing. ]

You're a dumbass.

[coffeedipshit]

[ It really does. But Gavin will happily be an idiot if he gets to be with Hank. ]

Yep. The dumbass you're marrying. [ He holds out his hand, the morning sun glistening off the band. ] You chose this, Anderson.

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[ Hank's smile hits him like a smack in the face -- sudden and leaves him bright red. Gavin's not wrong. It's great. The glisten to his ring makes him smirk. ]

I sure did, huh? Lucky me.

[coffeedipshit]

Super lucky. [ He leans back and kicks his feet up on the dashboard. ] Though I'd say I'm pretty lucky too.

[ A pause. He's teasing. ] So you want me to draw up a prenup or~?

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Pretty fucking late for that, isn't it?

[ Gavin, that's not safe driving!! Well, Hank's driving pretty slow just cause he's got his mind on other things but it's the principle of it, really. ]

Probably should've asked for that before I let you drink my blood.

[ Y'all are weird. Werewolves are weird. ]

[coffeedipshit]

Who would have thought biting and blood mixing on the full moon would be a big deal, huh? [ It felt really fucking good at least. His werewolf instincts just latching onto his feelings for Hank, offering himself up as a potential mate. It make sense in hindsight. ]

I doubt you're marrying me just to get at the residual money I get from songs Gran wrote over the years.

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Yeah, who'd've thought.

[ Hank snorts. Man, it'd been good, though. He can't imagine not sharing that primal part of him with Gavin now. He'd spent so long repressing it -- finally letting it out has done wonders for him. ]

Trust me, if I wanted money, your brother's right there. I'll bet he'd jump at the chance now.

[ y'all are so mean to poor eli. who is a jerk and deserves all of this, but. you know. ]

[coffeedipshit]

[ Gavin cackles and it's very much a Kamski Cackle and not one of his adorably awkward honks. Watching Eli try to navigate the psychic twin link induced crush on Hank has been hilarious. ]

Probably. I still think you should show up at his place with breakfast one morning and see how he reacts.

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[ Ah yes, the Kamski Cackle. Weirdly hot and weirdly creepy. Hank's kinda into it. It sounds good as long as Gavin's the one doing it. ]

I'd give the poor kid a heart attack.

[ Hank laughs. He's weirdly attached to Eli now?? It's weird. It's probably a mate thing. He just doesn't hate Kamski like he used to. It's very strange. ]

We're almost there -- you wanna be the first to tell people, or should I tell 'em?

[coffeedipshit]

[ Eli always ruins it by opening his mouth, like usual. And he's glad Hank is, oddly enough... he loves his brother, despite his glaring character flaws. Hank and Elijah are the two people he'd most definitely kill for without a second thought. Scary. ]

I kinda wanna see if anyone notices 'til after lunch. [ He goes back to fiddling with his finger. ]

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[ Hank chuckles. Yeah, the werewolf thing adds to that protective instinct too, so it wouldn't be a huge surprise if Gavin lost it for him -- or his brother. He feels the same. It's those pack instincts, and in Hank's case, his alpha instincts. He'll protect them all, it's his duty and responsibility.

But you know, nobody would be dumb enough to go after a cop, right? Yeah. Hank smiles down at his ring again, pulling up to the parking lot. ]

Detroit's finest, huh...? Yeah, I give 'em an hour. Two, tops.

[coffeedipshit]

[ Even Connor feels like pack now too... it's pretty fascinating, how all this stuff works.

When they pull up, he undoes his seat belt and leans over to him. ]

Absolutely. [ With that, he leans in to kiss him sweetly. ] So let's go to work, hubby.

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[ You've got a whole new family, Gavin. Aren't you lucky?

Hank parks them in and sets the emergency brake on his car. Can't say the kiss catches him off-guard since they've been doing this for a while now, but it feels like... more, now.

It feels perfect. ]

Sounds good, babe.