[ True enough, even people that had signed up weeks ago seem to have been pushed down to accommodate these people. They must be important. ]
The android is your witness?
[ Hank nods. That's legal now, so they can deal with it. The clerk pulls up their file and reads off their information, growing a bit pale once their eyes land on the name of spouse #2. ]
Gavin Reed, alias of Ezra... Kamski?
[ Oh christ. They'd normally need some kind of verification for this, but the record says it's all there... Hank just nods with a grin. The android behind them simply smiles. ]
If it's any consolation, it's gonna be Ezra Anderson after this.
Yep. [ Gavin's just grinning. He hasn't gotten to be a Kamski in public in a long time. He leans towards the clerk a bit. ] Don't worry, there aren't any paparazzi or anything. Just keep this on the down low for us, okay? Then we'll get outta your hair.
[ He's the nice one, evidently. Or at least for this single interaction. Gavin just turns back to Hank and smiles up at him. ]
[ This poor person is just sweating so much. They haven't even gotten the Mandatory Call from Eli yet, they're in for it. ]
Well, if you'll all sign here... [ He hands them a digital display, with room for their witness and each spouse. The future is great! ] And take it to the judge in the next room, once she approves it and signs, you'll be legally married.
[ Hank nods, taking the board and signing his name, then handing it to Gavin. They've got the rings. They've got their mark. A little paperwork is just a technicality, really. God, but he's happy. ]
[ Ah, you've wanted to do that for ages, haven't you, Gavin. Hank smiles and shifts his hand to Gavin's neck, stroking the mark there in his own kind of PDA.
Geez, keep the werewolf thing under wraps if you have to go waving around the Kamski name, guys. ]
Now if your android friend signs, you can continue...
[ He's a Kamski, having an android sign as a witness is probably the most normal thing about this. Connor smiles and waves his hand over the board, his name and serial number registering as his signature. He'll get fancier about his signature one day...
[ A bit. It's nice to embrace every side of himself again. But oh... wow. Gavin shivers a little and leans into his hand, trying not to start purring. Dammit, Hank, you're so goddamn sexy.
And yeah having an android witness is pretty much an Iconic Kamski Thing. He's still a little dazed from Hank's attention but he gives Connor a thankful smile. ]
Yeah, thanks... [ Said dreamily. He touches the mark himself so Hank can have a taste of his own medicine. ]
[ Hank shudders as Gavin touches his neck. They both definitely look like they're up to something private so Connor clears his throat. Loudly.
Gotta love how they gave androids the ability to make noises they really don't need to. ]
Let's move on, shall we? I'm sure you're both excited to get back to work. After this.
[ Connor isn't sure how he'll ever manage it, but he's sure as hell gonna try. Even if he has to drag both of them himself. He at least seems to have gotten Hank's attention. Somewhat. ]
Yeah, yeah. Alright. The sooner the better, right?
Right, right... [ He shakes off his daze and clears his throat. Anything with his name, he's found, just gets him all lightheaded and riled up. Magic and names, right?
He smiles. ]
Yep. [ Don't worry Connor, you won't have to use your android strength and android brain to figure out how to pry the apart. Gavin just takes Hank's hand with a gentle squeeze and starts to tug him towards the judge's chamber. ]
[ Don't let people know you're Ezra Kamski, Gavin, or you might just end up loopy all day. Hank smiles and follows Gavin, letting him tug them into the next room.
Their judge looks overworked and way too busy for their nonsense but Connor walks up to her with a smile and hands her the form with a cordial smile. ]
My friends here are getting married and--
[ She looks through everything, nodding here and there until she gives the names another once-over. Oh, Jesus christ, is there seriously a Kamski in her courtroom? Didn't he insist on closing the entire building last time he came to renew his ID? Christ. ]
Alright, whatever. You're either stupid or married, so here you go.
[ She signs the form and hands it back. Connor can file it automatically of course, but they will need to return the tablet to someone. ]
That's it? We're married? [ The judge nods, shooing them out of the courtroom. She's busy, ok!! ]
[ He peeks at the tablet too, feeling his heart leap happily. But then oh, hello! He's being twirled! He laughs and throws his hands around Hank's neck, kissing him back. ]
Damn right! [ He nuzzles against his nose, kissing at him again. ] You're really stuck with me now.
[ Hank kisses back, smiling brightly and laughing just as well. It's a good thing they're doing this here, instead of at work where they could embarrass themselves.
Nah, you know what? Hank wouldn't even be embarrassed. After all, he's with his husband. Who the fuck's gonna care? ]
And I'm even luckier. [ He's so past being embarrassed, since Hank is still just holding him up in public. With another quick little smooch, he chuckles. ]
But we should get outta here before the paparazzi really do show up because two assholes wouldn't stop kissing and leave.
[ Hank sets him down, grinning right back. Connor's of course taken care of the tablet by now, he walks up to them and starts leading the way out. ]
I haven't seen any news about your recent reappearance or nuptials, but it's likely that Mr. Kamski is blocking the feeds to all the cameras in the building. I can't access any of them.
[ Yes, please lead the dweebs outside Connor. Herd the nerds. Gavin laughs a little. ]
Yeah, he's handy every once in a while. I'm sure he'll be calling me any minute now. [ He squeezes Hank's hand, leaning into him. ] Which I'll probably ignore because I have to get back to work with my husband~
[ Careful, Gavin, he might show up at work if you ignore him... Of course, Hank doesn't care about that much either, since he's plenty happy to just spend all that time with his husband, too. ]
See how he likes waiting, huh?
[ Hank smiles. God. He's married. There's no better feeling than knowing Gavin will be there for him, forever. ]
Guess we better get your nameplate changed and everything.
[ It's nice, actually. It means he notices. He pays attention. It's friendly, in a way Hank knows Gavin didn't used to get around the precinct. Geez, now that they're married, Hank can actually fucking wreck anybody who messes with his husband. Good.
Of course now that everyone's in the car, the phone starts to ring. Loudly. You know who's calling, Ezra!! ]
[ Gavin rolls his eyes and puts his phone on silent. ]
He knows I'm at work anyway! He can wait a few hours 'til we're off the clock to get the news. [ Never enable Elijah Kamski... because he's probably gonna do it anyway. ]
How's it feel to have the richest man in the world as your brother in law? [ Have a nudge. ]
[ Hank laughs, starting the car and setting them off. They never actually got lunch, but it's not like Connor didn't plan ahead and has a whole thing planned for when they get to the precinct. ]
[ He definitely is. But what's a wedding day without some Kamski drama, huh? He laughs. ]
There's a reason I've spent half of my life not living with him, y'know. Hopefully he won't pout about you being officially off the market now for too long.
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Time to become an Anderson... he knows Gran would love Hank. She always would say she was 'just loaning' the name Reed with a smile.
The poor person in charge of this seems a little flustered by all the rushed information, and Hank's demeanor doesn't help. Gavin laughs a little. ]
Our little party here is just very excited. You should have all the stuff we need at the front of your queue.
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The android is your witness?
[ Hank nods. That's legal now, so they can deal with it. The clerk pulls up their file and reads off their information, growing a bit pale once their eyes land on the name of spouse #2. ]
Gavin Reed, alias of Ezra... Kamski?
[ Oh christ. They'd normally need some kind of verification for this, but the record says it's all there... Hank just nods with a grin. The android behind them simply smiles. ]
If it's any consolation, it's gonna be Ezra Anderson after this.
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[ He's the nice one, evidently. Or at least for this single interaction. Gavin just turns back to Hank and smiles up at him. ]
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[ This poor person is just sweating so much. They haven't even gotten the Mandatory Call from Eli yet, they're in for it. ]
Well, if you'll all sign here... [ He hands them a digital display, with room for their witness and each spouse. The future is great! ] And take it to the judge in the next room, once she approves it and signs, you'll be legally married.
[ Hank nods, taking the board and signing his name, then handing it to Gavin. They've got the rings. They've got their mark. A little paperwork is just a technicality, really. God, but he's happy. ]
Your turn, babe.
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It's all a technicality, yes, but being able to proudly say he's married. To Hank. His heart could burst. ]
Got it. [ He can't help the PDA, he leans up to peck him on the cheek. ]
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Geez, keep the werewolf thing under wraps if you have to go waving around the Kamski name, guys. ]
Now if your android friend signs, you can continue...
[ He's a Kamski, having an android sign as a witness is probably the most normal thing about this. Connor smiles and waves his hand over the board, his name and serial number registering as his signature. He'll get fancier about his signature one day...
Hank grins. He's so proud of his family!!! ]
And it's just the next room now, huh? Thanks.
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And yeah having an android witness is pretty much an Iconic Kamski Thing. He's still a little dazed from Hank's attention but he gives Connor a thankful smile. ]
Yeah, thanks... [ Said dreamily. He touches the mark himself so Hank can have a taste of his own medicine. ]
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Gotta love how they gave androids the ability to make noises they really don't need to. ]
Let's move on, shall we? I'm sure you're both excited to get back to work. After this.
[ Connor isn't sure how he'll ever manage it, but he's sure as hell gonna try. Even if he has to drag both of them himself. He at least seems to have gotten Hank's attention. Somewhat. ]
Yeah, yeah. Alright. The sooner the better, right?
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He smiles. ]
Yep. [ Don't worry Connor, you won't have to use your android strength and android brain to figure out how to pry the apart. Gavin just takes Hank's hand with a gentle squeeze and starts to tug him towards the judge's chamber. ]
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Their judge looks overworked and way too busy for their nonsense but Connor walks up to her with a smile and hands her the form with a cordial smile. ]
My friends here are getting married and--
[ She looks through everything, nodding here and there until she gives the names another once-over. Oh, Jesus christ, is there seriously a Kamski in her courtroom? Didn't he insist on closing the entire building last time he came to renew his ID? Christ. ]
Alright, whatever. You're either stupid or married, so here you go.
[ She signs the form and hands it back. Connor can file it automatically of course, but they will need to return the tablet to someone. ]
That's it? We're married? [ The judge nods, shooing them out of the courtroom. She's busy, ok!! ]
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Told you the family name has perks. We're hitched now, handsome.
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"Hank Anderson & Ezra Anderson nee Kamski, alias: Gavin Reed." Christ, what a mouthful. He loves it. ]
Guess so. [ He leans down and picks Gavin up off the ground, kissing him and spinning him in a quick, easy twirl. Whoops. ] We're fucking married!
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Damn right! [ He nuzzles against his nose, kissing at him again. ] You're really stuck with me now.
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Nah, you know what? Hank wouldn't even be embarrassed. After all, he's with his husband. Who the fuck's gonna care? ]
Guess that makes me luckiest guy in the world.
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But we should get outta here before the paparazzi really do show up because two assholes wouldn't stop kissing and leave.
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I haven't seen any news about your recent reappearance or nuptials, but it's likely that Mr. Kamski is blocking the feeds to all the cameras in the building. I can't access any of them.
[ Hank snorts. ]
Typical Eli, huh?
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Yeah, he's handy every once in a while. I'm sure he'll be calling me any minute now. [ He squeezes Hank's hand, leaning into him. ] Which I'll probably ignore because I have to get back to work with my husband~
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See how he likes waiting, huh?
[ Hank smiles. God. He's married. There's no better feeling than knowing Gavin will be there for him, forever. ]
Guess we better get your nameplate changed and everything.
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We probably shouldn't enjoy driving him nuts so much, huh?
[ Yes, forever. Ezra Anderson forever. ]
For all we know they did weeks ago and were just waiting to bring it out.
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[ Hank smiles. This is payback for the Kamski test. And well, a little bleedover from Gavin too, obviously. ]
Wouldn't surprise me, actually. You know anything about that Connor?
[ Connor blinks, like he'd been thoroughly distracted. ]
My lips are sealed, Lieutenant.
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[ Once they're back to Hank's car, Gavin piles in and immediately starts gazing at the ring on his fingers. He's married!! In every sense now!!
...huh. Should he tell his parents? God, probably. Via email. Or something. ]
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[ It's nice, actually. It means he notices. He pays attention. It's friendly, in a way Hank knows Gavin didn't used to get around the precinct. Geez, now that they're married, Hank can actually fucking wreck anybody who messes with his husband. Good.
Of course now that everyone's in the car, the phone starts to ring. Loudly. You know who's calling, Ezra!! ]
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He knows I'm at work anyway! He can wait a few hours 'til we're off the clock to get the news. [ Never enable Elijah Kamski... because he's probably gonna do it anyway. ]
How's it feel to have the richest man in the world as your brother in law? [ Have a nudge. ]
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Like a pain in the ass.
[ Hank laughs, starting the car and setting them off. They never actually got lunch, but it's not like Connor didn't plan ahead and has a whole thing planned for when they get to the precinct. ]
I dunno how you lived with him all those years.
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There's a reason I've spent half of my life not living with him, y'know. Hopefully he won't pout about you being officially off the market now for too long.
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