[ Careful, Gavin, he might show up at work if you ignore him... Of course, Hank doesn't care about that much either, since he's plenty happy to just spend all that time with his husband, too. ]
See how he likes waiting, huh?
[ Hank smiles. God. He's married. There's no better feeling than knowing Gavin will be there for him, forever. ]
Guess we better get your nameplate changed and everything.
[ It's nice, actually. It means he notices. He pays attention. It's friendly, in a way Hank knows Gavin didn't used to get around the precinct. Geez, now that they're married, Hank can actually fucking wreck anybody who messes with his husband. Good.
Of course now that everyone's in the car, the phone starts to ring. Loudly. You know who's calling, Ezra!! ]
[ Gavin rolls his eyes and puts his phone on silent. ]
He knows I'm at work anyway! He can wait a few hours 'til we're off the clock to get the news. [ Never enable Elijah Kamski... because he's probably gonna do it anyway. ]
How's it feel to have the richest man in the world as your brother in law? [ Have a nudge. ]
[ Hank laughs, starting the car and setting them off. They never actually got lunch, but it's not like Connor didn't plan ahead and has a whole thing planned for when they get to the precinct. ]
[ He definitely is. But what's a wedding day without some Kamski drama, huh? He laughs. ]
There's a reason I've spent half of my life not living with him, y'know. Hopefully he won't pout about you being officially off the market now for too long.
It's our twin thing. We've always kind of shared feelings and shit, but since Hank bit me it's gotten more intense. So Eli gets the run off of how I feel about Hank. I can't even be mad about it because it's pretty hilarious to watch.
[ Connor considers this. It doesn't make any logical sense, but then he's done magic himself and his partner is a werewolf, so he discarded "logic" from his programming a long time ago. This is just another thing.
It is pretty funny to picture how upset Kamski must be, pining over someone he knows he can't have. Connor smiles. Hank catches his expression in the rear-view mirror and laughs. ]
Yep. So if he ever seems extra pissed, it's probably that. He's a whiny brat when he doesn't get his way.
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See how he likes waiting, huh?
[ Hank smiles. God. He's married. There's no better feeling than knowing Gavin will be there for him, forever. ]
Guess we better get your nameplate changed and everything.
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We probably shouldn't enjoy driving him nuts so much, huh?
[ Yes, forever. Ezra Anderson forever. ]
For all we know they did weeks ago and were just waiting to bring it out.
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[ Hank smiles. This is payback for the Kamski test. And well, a little bleedover from Gavin too, obviously. ]
Wouldn't surprise me, actually. You know anything about that Connor?
[ Connor blinks, like he'd been thoroughly distracted. ]
My lips are sealed, Lieutenant.
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[ Once they're back to Hank's car, Gavin piles in and immediately starts gazing at the ring on his fingers. He's married!! In every sense now!!
...huh. Should he tell his parents? God, probably. Via email. Or something. ]
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[ It's nice, actually. It means he notices. He pays attention. It's friendly, in a way Hank knows Gavin didn't used to get around the precinct. Geez, now that they're married, Hank can actually fucking wreck anybody who messes with his husband. Good.
Of course now that everyone's in the car, the phone starts to ring. Loudly. You know who's calling, Ezra!! ]
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He knows I'm at work anyway! He can wait a few hours 'til we're off the clock to get the news. [ Never enable Elijah Kamski... because he's probably gonna do it anyway. ]
How's it feel to have the richest man in the world as your brother in law? [ Have a nudge. ]
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Like a pain in the ass.
[ Hank laughs, starting the car and setting them off. They never actually got lunch, but it's not like Connor didn't plan ahead and has a whole thing planned for when they get to the precinct. ]
I dunno how you lived with him all those years.
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There's a reason I've spent half of my life not living with him, y'know. Hopefully he won't pout about you being officially off the market now for too long.
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[ Hank smirks. Poor Eli and his unwanted crush -- he'd feel worse for him if the guy wasn't a jackass. ]
Elijah Kamski wants to date Hank?
[ How did Connor miss this news?? ]
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It's our twin thing. We've always kind of shared feelings and shit, but since Hank bit me it's gotten more intense. So Eli gets the run off of how I feel about Hank. I can't even be mad about it because it's pretty hilarious to watch.
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[ Connor considers this. It doesn't make any logical sense, but then he's done magic himself and his partner is a werewolf, so he discarded "logic" from his programming a long time ago. This is just another thing.
It is pretty funny to picture how upset Kamski must be, pining over someone he knows he can't have. Connor smiles. Hank catches his expression in the rear-view mirror and laughs. ]
Yep. So if he ever seems extra pissed, it's probably that. He's a whiny brat when he doesn't get his way.
[ Oh, you don't know the half of it, hank. ]