[ We'll have to see how the instincts go, it's at least far enough from a full moon that they won't wolf out in public or anything, but maybe a quick "bathroom break" can be arranged, hmm? ]
Sure she won't curse you or that?
[ It'd be kinda funny, actually, but Hank knows better than to get between that side of Gavin's family. Babcia could probably wreck them both, ok. ]
Understood. I've submitted the first of your paperwork digitally, so we can proceed to the judge's chambers. [ Hank scowls. ] Sorry, Hank. This is much faster.
Nah, it's fine. At worst she'll give me 'homework' to do.
[ A bathroom break will probably definitely be needed... it's already hard to not jump his bones. He loops an arm around Hank's as they start to walk. ]
Having a friend with a WiFi connecting brain is pretty handy, I will admit.
[ Hank smirks, throwing an arm over Gavin's shoulder and letting Connor lead them inside. It's nice to have people to rely on -- a pack. A family. It still boggles his mind to think about sometimes.
Connor smiles at the both of them. With Gavin and Hank getting officially married, he supposes he can change Gavin's distinction now as well. A quick look at Gavin's profile and his scanners will now read: Gavin Reed; AKA Ezra Kamski. Classification: family. It is pretty nice to have a family. ]
[ Aw Connor... if you told him that right now, with how emotional he's been today, he might start tearing up again. He's not used tot his!! Overwhelming positive emotions!! How do people handle it?
He just leans into Hank, looking as happy as can be. ]
...let's hope we don't get a judge we've met. I'd hate to have to explain the Name Thing.
[ Oh yeah, Connor never was able to pull up accurate information about Gavin. Somehow it probably has something to do with Kamski himself -- because no matter how much he tries, Connor can't find an answer one way or another. ]
Are you legally registered under your current name, or is 'Gavin Reed' an alias?
[ The name thing hasn't ever bothered Hank, but he can see how it might be a bit of a legal issue. Eh, whatever, he's too happy to worry about things that might go wrong. He squeezes Gavin right back. They'll figure it out. ]
Long as we don't end up on the front page for an impromptu wedding, I don't care.
It was... weird. The way I did it. I changed my name and also like, made 'Gavin' an entirely different person? Didn't want anything linked back to my family.
[ He looks up at Hank, smiling softly again. ]
Whichever is the easiest but. I want Ezra to get married too.
I don't care if I gotta marry you twice, it's happening.
[ Hank grins. Oh, that two identities thing sounds totally illegal. Obviously Connor doesn't say anything about that. He's a walking supercomputer. He can dig around and find what they need. ]
Ezra... [ He pauses, LED spinning bright blue. He won't say the "K" word since that's a quick way to get people to stare. ] ...is thought to have dropped off the map.No missing persons report was filed, which helps. I could update both your records to combine them and remove any inconsistencies.
[ Hank wants Ezra too, obviously. He squeezes him close and kisses the top of his head. ]
And that's...? [ Hank starts, Connor seems to get the gist. ] Tampering with city and federal records? Extremely illegal? I'm sure no one would mind. They won't notice.
[ He's not CyberLife's most advanced model for nothing. ]
[ That makes Gavin blush. Why you gotta drop such romantic shit so suddenly, Hank? You've already thoroughly seduced him enough...
But Connor is a distraction and he turns to look at him, listening. Yeah, that's what he'd hoped. Dropped something about him going to live with family in Poland once. Nobody was ever much interested in Ezra over Elijah anyway.
But he blinks... and then grins. ]
You're a sneaky motherfucker, Connor. I like it. Do it. [ He looks back at Hank. ] It's time to stop hiding anyway.
[ That's gonna be every day for the rest of their long lives, Gavin. Get used to it. ;) ]
With pleasure, Gavin.
[ Connor smiles, stopping in his tracks and blinking rapidly. It only takes about 3 seconds. ]
Done. Your records have been combined. Gavin Reed is now an alias of Ezra Kamski. As far as anyone will be able to tell from your records, this has always been the case. Your driver's license should be updated shortly.
[ Hank whistles low. That sure is something. ]
Damn, Connor. Remind me to give you a call if I ever have to skip town.
[ Still grinning, he turns back to Connor and gives him a playful nudge on the arm. ]
You little shit. You just made a potentially exhausting, tedious process barely even an issue. Is this our wedding gift from you then?
[ He's joking but, well, he's honestly touched. And now Eli is definitely going to know something's up since he knows the guy keeps tabs on his info. You can't hide everything from him, bro. ]
I intend to give you a physical gift as well, once you have your ceremony.
[ Connor smiles, happy that he can help Hank and the man who makes him happy. Reed's not so bad, at least not anymore.
But yeah Elijah definitely knows something is up and he's probably hacking the feed to the building as they speak, it's only his brother's desire not to make a scene that's saving them right now. ]
You got it, Reed.
[ Hank pulls Gavin close and leads them on, with Connor helpfully pointing them in the right direction. They don't even have to wait, Connor is that good. ]
I'm here to marry this dumbass -- where do I gotta sign?
[ True enough, even people that had signed up weeks ago seem to have been pushed down to accommodate these people. They must be important. ]
The android is your witness?
[ Hank nods. That's legal now, so they can deal with it. The clerk pulls up their file and reads off their information, growing a bit pale once their eyes land on the name of spouse #2. ]
Gavin Reed, alias of Ezra... Kamski?
[ Oh christ. They'd normally need some kind of verification for this, but the record says it's all there... Hank just nods with a grin. The android behind them simply smiles. ]
If it's any consolation, it's gonna be Ezra Anderson after this.
Yep. [ Gavin's just grinning. He hasn't gotten to be a Kamski in public in a long time. He leans towards the clerk a bit. ] Don't worry, there aren't any paparazzi or anything. Just keep this on the down low for us, okay? Then we'll get outta your hair.
[ He's the nice one, evidently. Or at least for this single interaction. Gavin just turns back to Hank and smiles up at him. ]
[ This poor person is just sweating so much. They haven't even gotten the Mandatory Call from Eli yet, they're in for it. ]
Well, if you'll all sign here... [ He hands them a digital display, with room for their witness and each spouse. The future is great! ] And take it to the judge in the next room, once she approves it and signs, you'll be legally married.
[ Hank nods, taking the board and signing his name, then handing it to Gavin. They've got the rings. They've got their mark. A little paperwork is just a technicality, really. God, but he's happy. ]
[ Ah, you've wanted to do that for ages, haven't you, Gavin. Hank smiles and shifts his hand to Gavin's neck, stroking the mark there in his own kind of PDA.
Geez, keep the werewolf thing under wraps if you have to go waving around the Kamski name, guys. ]
Now if your android friend signs, you can continue...
[ He's a Kamski, having an android sign as a witness is probably the most normal thing about this. Connor smiles and waves his hand over the board, his name and serial number registering as his signature. He'll get fancier about his signature one day...
[ A bit. It's nice to embrace every side of himself again. But oh... wow. Gavin shivers a little and leans into his hand, trying not to start purring. Dammit, Hank, you're so goddamn sexy.
And yeah having an android witness is pretty much an Iconic Kamski Thing. He's still a little dazed from Hank's attention but he gives Connor a thankful smile. ]
Yeah, thanks... [ Said dreamily. He touches the mark himself so Hank can have a taste of his own medicine. ]
[ Hank shudders as Gavin touches his neck. They both definitely look like they're up to something private so Connor clears his throat. Loudly.
Gotta love how they gave androids the ability to make noises they really don't need to. ]
Let's move on, shall we? I'm sure you're both excited to get back to work. After this.
[ Connor isn't sure how he'll ever manage it, but he's sure as hell gonna try. Even if he has to drag both of them himself. He at least seems to have gotten Hank's attention. Somewhat. ]
Yeah, yeah. Alright. The sooner the better, right?
Right, right... [ He shakes off his daze and clears his throat. Anything with his name, he's found, just gets him all lightheaded and riled up. Magic and names, right?
He smiles. ]
Yep. [ Don't worry Connor, you won't have to use your android strength and android brain to figure out how to pry the apart. Gavin just takes Hank's hand with a gentle squeeze and starts to tug him towards the judge's chamber. ]
[ Don't let people know you're Ezra Kamski, Gavin, or you might just end up loopy all day. Hank smiles and follows Gavin, letting him tug them into the next room.
Their judge looks overworked and way too busy for their nonsense but Connor walks up to her with a smile and hands her the form with a cordial smile. ]
My friends here are getting married and--
[ She looks through everything, nodding here and there until she gives the names another once-over. Oh, Jesus christ, is there seriously a Kamski in her courtroom? Didn't he insist on closing the entire building last time he came to renew his ID? Christ. ]
Alright, whatever. You're either stupid or married, so here you go.
[ She signs the form and hands it back. Connor can file it automatically of course, but they will need to return the tablet to someone. ]
That's it? We're married? [ The judge nods, shooing them out of the courtroom. She's busy, ok!! ]
[ He peeks at the tablet too, feeling his heart leap happily. But then oh, hello! He's being twirled! He laughs and throws his hands around Hank's neck, kissing him back. ]
Damn right! [ He nuzzles against his nose, kissing at him again. ] You're really stuck with me now.
[ Hank kisses back, smiling brightly and laughing just as well. It's a good thing they're doing this here, instead of at work where they could embarrass themselves.
Nah, you know what? Hank wouldn't even be embarrassed. After all, he's with his husband. Who the fuck's gonna care? ]
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Sure she won't curse you or that?
[ It'd be kinda funny, actually, but Hank knows better than to get between that side of Gavin's family. Babcia could probably wreck them both, ok. ]
Understood. I've submitted the first of your paperwork digitally, so we can proceed to the judge's chambers. [ Hank scowls. ] Sorry, Hank. This is much faster.
[ Hank shrugs. ]
Yeah, okay. Faster's good.
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[ A bathroom break will probably definitely be needed... it's already hard to not jump his bones. He loops an arm around Hank's as they start to walk. ]
Having a friend with a WiFi connecting brain is pretty handy, I will admit.
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[ Hank smirks, throwing an arm over Gavin's shoulder and letting Connor lead them inside. It's nice to have people to rely on -- a pack. A family. It still boggles his mind to think about sometimes.
Connor smiles at the both of them. With Gavin and Hank getting officially married, he supposes he can change Gavin's distinction now as well. A quick look at Gavin's profile and his scanners will now read: Gavin Reed; AKA Ezra Kamski. Classification: family. It is pretty nice to have a family. ]
I'm always happy to put my skills to use.
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He just leans into Hank, looking as happy as can be. ]
...let's hope we don't get a judge we've met. I'd hate to have to explain the Name Thing.
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Are you legally registered under your current name, or is 'Gavin Reed' an alias?
[ The name thing hasn't ever bothered Hank, but he can see how it might be a bit of a legal issue. Eh, whatever, he's too happy to worry about things that might go wrong. He squeezes Gavin right back. They'll figure it out. ]
Long as we don't end up on the front page for an impromptu wedding, I don't care.
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It was... weird. The way I did it. I changed my name and also like, made 'Gavin' an entirely different person? Didn't want anything linked back to my family.
[ He looks up at Hank, smiling softly again. ]
Whichever is the easiest but. I want Ezra to get married too.
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[ Hank grins. Oh, that two identities thing sounds totally illegal. Obviously Connor doesn't say anything about that. He's a walking supercomputer. He can dig around and find what they need. ]
Ezra... [ He pauses, LED spinning bright blue. He won't say the "K" word since that's a quick way to get people to stare. ] ...is thought to have dropped off the map.No missing persons report was filed, which helps. I could update both your records to combine them and remove any inconsistencies.
[ Hank wants Ezra too, obviously. He squeezes him close and kisses the top of his head. ]
And that's...? [ Hank starts, Connor seems to get the gist. ] Tampering with city and federal records? Extremely illegal? I'm sure no one would mind. They won't notice.
[ He's not CyberLife's most advanced model for nothing. ]
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But Connor is a distraction and he turns to look at him, listening. Yeah, that's what he'd hoped. Dropped something about him going to live with family in Poland once. Nobody was ever much interested in Ezra over Elijah anyway.
But he blinks... and then grins. ]
You're a sneaky motherfucker, Connor. I like it. Do it. [ He looks back at Hank. ] It's time to stop hiding anyway.
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With pleasure, Gavin.
[ Connor smiles, stopping in his tracks and blinking rapidly. It only takes about 3 seconds. ]
Done. Your records have been combined. Gavin Reed is now an alias of Ezra Kamski. As far as anyone will be able to tell from your records, this has always been the case. Your driver's license should be updated shortly.
[ Hank whistles low. That sure is something. ]
Damn, Connor. Remind me to give you a call if I ever have to skip town.
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You little shit. You just made a potentially exhausting, tedious process barely even an issue. Is this our wedding gift from you then?
[ He's joking but, well, he's honestly touched. And now Eli is definitely going to know something's up since he knows the guy keeps tabs on his info. You can't hide everything from him, bro. ]
C'mon. Get in there and husband me up, Anderson.
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[ Connor smiles, happy that he can help Hank and the man who makes him happy. Reed's not so bad, at least not anymore.
But yeah Elijah definitely knows something is up and he's probably hacking the feed to the building as they speak, it's only his brother's desire not to make a scene that's saving them right now. ]
You got it, Reed.
[ Hank pulls Gavin close and leads them on, with Connor helpfully pointing them in the right direction. They don't even have to wait, Connor is that good. ]
I'm here to marry this dumbass -- where do I gotta sign?
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Time to become an Anderson... he knows Gran would love Hank. She always would say she was 'just loaning' the name Reed with a smile.
The poor person in charge of this seems a little flustered by all the rushed information, and Hank's demeanor doesn't help. Gavin laughs a little. ]
Our little party here is just very excited. You should have all the stuff we need at the front of your queue.
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The android is your witness?
[ Hank nods. That's legal now, so they can deal with it. The clerk pulls up their file and reads off their information, growing a bit pale once their eyes land on the name of spouse #2. ]
Gavin Reed, alias of Ezra... Kamski?
[ Oh christ. They'd normally need some kind of verification for this, but the record says it's all there... Hank just nods with a grin. The android behind them simply smiles. ]
If it's any consolation, it's gonna be Ezra Anderson after this.
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[ He's the nice one, evidently. Or at least for this single interaction. Gavin just turns back to Hank and smiles up at him. ]
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[ This poor person is just sweating so much. They haven't even gotten the Mandatory Call from Eli yet, they're in for it. ]
Well, if you'll all sign here... [ He hands them a digital display, with room for their witness and each spouse. The future is great! ] And take it to the judge in the next room, once she approves it and signs, you'll be legally married.
[ Hank nods, taking the board and signing his name, then handing it to Gavin. They've got the rings. They've got their mark. A little paperwork is just a technicality, really. God, but he's happy. ]
Your turn, babe.
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It's all a technicality, yes, but being able to proudly say he's married. To Hank. His heart could burst. ]
Got it. [ He can't help the PDA, he leans up to peck him on the cheek. ]
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Geez, keep the werewolf thing under wraps if you have to go waving around the Kamski name, guys. ]
Now if your android friend signs, you can continue...
[ He's a Kamski, having an android sign as a witness is probably the most normal thing about this. Connor smiles and waves his hand over the board, his name and serial number registering as his signature. He'll get fancier about his signature one day...
Hank grins. He's so proud of his family!!! ]
And it's just the next room now, huh? Thanks.
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And yeah having an android witness is pretty much an Iconic Kamski Thing. He's still a little dazed from Hank's attention but he gives Connor a thankful smile. ]
Yeah, thanks... [ Said dreamily. He touches the mark himself so Hank can have a taste of his own medicine. ]
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Gotta love how they gave androids the ability to make noises they really don't need to. ]
Let's move on, shall we? I'm sure you're both excited to get back to work. After this.
[ Connor isn't sure how he'll ever manage it, but he's sure as hell gonna try. Even if he has to drag both of them himself. He at least seems to have gotten Hank's attention. Somewhat. ]
Yeah, yeah. Alright. The sooner the better, right?
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He smiles. ]
Yep. [ Don't worry Connor, you won't have to use your android strength and android brain to figure out how to pry the apart. Gavin just takes Hank's hand with a gentle squeeze and starts to tug him towards the judge's chamber. ]
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Their judge looks overworked and way too busy for their nonsense but Connor walks up to her with a smile and hands her the form with a cordial smile. ]
My friends here are getting married and--
[ She looks through everything, nodding here and there until she gives the names another once-over. Oh, Jesus christ, is there seriously a Kamski in her courtroom? Didn't he insist on closing the entire building last time he came to renew his ID? Christ. ]
Alright, whatever. You're either stupid or married, so here you go.
[ She signs the form and hands it back. Connor can file it automatically of course, but they will need to return the tablet to someone. ]
That's it? We're married? [ The judge nods, shooing them out of the courtroom. She's busy, ok!! ]
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Told you the family name has perks. We're hitched now, handsome.
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"Hank Anderson & Ezra Anderson nee Kamski, alias: Gavin Reed." Christ, what a mouthful. He loves it. ]
Guess so. [ He leans down and picks Gavin up off the ground, kissing him and spinning him in a quick, easy twirl. Whoops. ] We're fucking married!
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Damn right! [ He nuzzles against his nose, kissing at him again. ] You're really stuck with me now.
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Nah, you know what? Hank wouldn't even be embarrassed. After all, he's with his husband. Who the fuck's gonna care? ]
Guess that makes me luckiest guy in the world.
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