spooky scary

[donotlick]

aka: a psl for grumpy cops

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[donotlick]

Cut it out with that shit. [ He's blushing more!! ] You don't have to say it out loud.

[ But hey, Hank is totally here for round 2, actually. He reaches up for Gavin and wraps an arm around his waist.

And then their phones start to ring. Both of them. Two very different ringtones, and yet... ]

What the hell? I turned off my phone.

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[ Uh, yeah he does? You're cute. And sexy as hell. Gavin's so lucky. He grins and hops up fully onto Hank's lap, straddling him. Gavin cups his face and is leaning in for a kiss when—

Fuck. That ringtone. Gavin rolls his eyes. ]

Eli. [ Have a quick peck because fuck you Eli he's kissing his man. He slips off his lap and goes to answer it. ]

What is so goddamn urgent, dipshit? Did your stocks drop or something?

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[ Who else would it be? Hank sighs and drags himself over to his phone. It is still, somehow, both "off" and displaying a missed call from "The Best Kamski" who has apparently hacked into Hank's phone and renamed his Contacts entry into the most childish name Hank could possibly picture. Incredible. ]

Interesting. Is that how you say "thanks for saving my life, Elijah" in werewolf? Because I'm fairly sure those were the first words I expected to hear from you after you scared the shit out of me, little brother.

[ Wow, he was worried!! He'd never let it show, but you know. ]

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Oh. [ Which says it all. He genuinely forgot he nearly died yesterday. Whoops!! That's what happens when you get fucked real good, apparently. ] Right.

[ He goes and sits down on the couch, huffing and rubbing between his eyes. ] You did save me, Eli. Sorry, a fuckton has happened since then I gotta fill you in on.

[ Have a little spiel about Beth and all that shit that came with her showing up. Please don't try to do anything to her, Eli, it's not worth the drama. ]

I'm sorry, you could probably feel it couldn't you? When I was... sick.

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You're welcome. And thank Connor for me, as well. I heard he has quite a way with witchcraft. Amazing what you can find on the internet these days.

[ Hank follows Gavin to the couch, setting a hand on his shoulder and trying(and failing) not to listen in on their conversation. ]

Yes. [ He sighs, likely doing the same "rubbing between his eyes" motion that Ezra did on his end. ] The symptom were more akin to food poisoning at first, but the next morning I began to suspect it had something to do with you.

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[ Gavin instantly leans into Hank, pulling his legs up. He can hear the head rub over the phone and it makes him smile. ]

Yeah, that's kinda what it felt like at first too. Like the world's worst food poisoning. [ Ugh, god, he doesn't want to think about it. ] I'm still not used to you getting a watered down version of whatever I'm going through too.

[ Damn supernatural tomfoolery. ] But thank you. You always seem to save my ass.

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It's my job, as your older brother, to look out for you.

[ He's even really nice about it, by the sound of it. Hank has to admit, he's kind of impressed. He's never heard Elijah Kamski sound... fond.

Which of course means he has to go and ruin it. ]

Now, speaking of asses. How was the sex between you and Hank last night? Because it had to have been mind-blowing.

[ Oh, Hank does not want to hear this. ]

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[ Aw... Gavin feels all warm, fuzzy and safe for a moment. His mate and his brother both look out for him. How lucky is he? And—

Spoke too soon. Gavin sputters and shoots up, rushing into the bedroom to spare Hank from all of this. ]

Shut the fuck up, you fucking creep! That's none of your business!

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[ Hank would laugh if he wasn't so mortified. He's gonna do both apparently. Shit, siblings sure are something. ]

I believe you made it my business when your little transformation made our psychic 'bond' that much deeper. I can start looking on ways to dampen it, of course, but I thought you should know. Emotions that strong are difficult to ignore.

[ It's super confusing to jerk off when you know your brother is having hot sex with Hank? It was weird. Really weird. Not that Eli will be sharing that any time soon. ]

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[ He throws himself on Hank's (their?) bed and rolls out in mortification. ]

It's not like I did it on purpose! For fuck's sake. Yeah, at least something so you don't have to be a fucking voyeur. Ugh, that's so wrong. Ew.

[ He stops then grins, amused. ]

So, what, you think Hank is hot now or something? Don't even try to steal my man, Ellie. I really won't forgive you for that.

[ He's teasing. ]

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I'll find something and leave it in your hands. I don't want to know when you're having sex with your... whatever he is

[ Well, they're mated now but Eli doesn't know that. And he doesn't want to know!!! Stop!! ]

Don't "Ellie" me, Ezra. This is your fault. Besides, if it came down to it, I know I could steal him off of you. But I won't. Because I'm a generous brother, and I have no interest in dating a large dog.

[ Yeah, okay, Hank is following Gavin to the bedroom. He isn't there in time to catch the conversation, but he does give Gavin a look. ]

Everything alright?

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[ Gavin's rolling his eyes, but he's grinning. He's missed this banter and he knows it's all out of love anyway. ]

You're so very generous, Elijah. So giving. [ He's laughing. ] Now go watch hentai or whatever it is you do in that ugly mansion all day.

[ Hank appears once he's hung up, still looking very amused. He puts his phone on the nightstand and flops back down. ]

Yeah, it's fine. Eli's just being his usual weird self.

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My porn is very tasteful.

[ And is about to include way more older, bear-types, thanks, bro!!! ]

Have fun with your big alpha dick, Ezzie.

[ Aww, that's love!! Hank shakes his head and lands in bed next to Gavin, looking sideways at him. ]

Guess I owe him for saving you, huh? What's he want, some kinda postcard that says "Thanks, asshole"?

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[ Have fun imagining Hank's deep, sexy voice right in your ear Eli!! ]

He was just checking on me, in that way of his. [ And then whoop, he rolls up and perches himself on top of Hank. ] And apparently we need to figure out some kind of magical condom spell so Eli won't know when we're sleeping together.

[ A pause. ] So I think that means he has a crush on you now?

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And he had to hack our phones to do that? Geez.

[ Hank chuckles, smiling up at Gavin as he rolls onto him. ]

Christ. You can't turn that psychic shit off? Ain't that kinda creepy? The last thing I want is that jerk chasing my ass.

[ He loves your brother, really, but he's a huge fucking dick. ]

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He's never really thought rules applied to him.

[ He leans down and rests on Hank's chest, ah yes. Warm and fuzzy. Good. ]

I mean, I guess we could figure out how? [ Maybe his grandma knows...? He should call her. ] And you don't have to tell me, it's kind of a boner killer. And don't worry, the only one chasing your ass is gonna be me, handsome.

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Why am I not surprised.

[ Hank reaches down and pets a hand through Gavin's hair. He's soft, too. It's nice. ]

Yeah, that might be worth looking into.

[ He really doesn't need Kamski lusting after him. Christ. He knows the alpha thing would be somewhat out of control if he wasn't mated, but seriously. Seriously? No thanks. ]

Man, you say some dorky shit when you're horny, don't you?

[ He loves it, make no mistake. He's blushing again. ]

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My grandma might have an idea... I'll see about calling her later.

[ Maybe it's not even the connection and Eli just has a crush? Who knows! They're twins, after all, maybe they do just have the same taste. He nuzzles closer and smooches at his skin.

Then snickers and looks up at him, winking. ]

Dorky yet true, babe.

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If you say so.

[ Shit, Hank likes this. He likes it a lot. He smiles as he looks down at Gavin, still blushing because, fuck, being happy is hard. ]

You seriously don't care if you give your brother a weird psychic boner, huh? You're that into me?

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[ You're so cute. He leans down and pecks him on the lips. ]

Hey, he's messed with me enough throughout our lives. And if he's distracted then he's not plotting something. That's good for everybody.

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[ Hank smiles warmly, pulling Gavin up so he can give him a proper kiss. ]

Might as well give him something to be jealous of, that it?

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[ Smooch! He cups Hank's face and rubs his thumbs through his beard. ]

Exactly. [ He grins rather wickedly. ] Maybe he'll finally start going outside again.

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[ Mmm, that's so nice. Hank closes his eyes and smiles. Yeah, he can do this, Elijah Kamski be damned. ]

That'll be the day.

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[ He laughs a little. ]

True. Werewolves are one thing, but Elijah Kamski going outside? Let's not get too outlandish here.

[ He's mostly naked anyway so he just sits up, perched on Hank's hips, and peels himself out of Hank's shirt. And just grins down at him. ]

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Can't undo ten years in a week.

[ Mmm, but he is so here for naked Gavin. Hank grins right back, sliding his hands back to cup Gavin's ass. ]

Maybe it'll do him some good, getting a little action on the side.