spooky scary

[donotlick]

aka: a psl for grumpy cops

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[donotlick]

It's my job, as your older brother, to look out for you.

[ He's even really nice about it, by the sound of it. Hank has to admit, he's kind of impressed. He's never heard Elijah Kamski sound... fond.

Which of course means he has to go and ruin it. ]

Now, speaking of asses. How was the sex between you and Hank last night? Because it had to have been mind-blowing.

[ Oh, Hank does not want to hear this. ]

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[ Aw... Gavin feels all warm, fuzzy and safe for a moment. His mate and his brother both look out for him. How lucky is he? And—

Spoke too soon. Gavin sputters and shoots up, rushing into the bedroom to spare Hank from all of this. ]

Shut the fuck up, you fucking creep! That's none of your business!

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[ Hank would laugh if he wasn't so mortified. He's gonna do both apparently. Shit, siblings sure are something. ]

I believe you made it my business when your little transformation made our psychic 'bond' that much deeper. I can start looking on ways to dampen it, of course, but I thought you should know. Emotions that strong are difficult to ignore.

[ It's super confusing to jerk off when you know your brother is having hot sex with Hank? It was weird. Really weird. Not that Eli will be sharing that any time soon. ]

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[ He throws himself on Hank's (their?) bed and rolls out in mortification. ]

It's not like I did it on purpose! For fuck's sake. Yeah, at least something so you don't have to be a fucking voyeur. Ugh, that's so wrong. Ew.

[ He stops then grins, amused. ]

So, what, you think Hank is hot now or something? Don't even try to steal my man, Ellie. I really won't forgive you for that.

[ He's teasing. ]

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I'll find something and leave it in your hands. I don't want to know when you're having sex with your... whatever he is

[ Well, they're mated now but Eli doesn't know that. And he doesn't want to know!!! Stop!! ]

Don't "Ellie" me, Ezra. This is your fault. Besides, if it came down to it, I know I could steal him off of you. But I won't. Because I'm a generous brother, and I have no interest in dating a large dog.

[ Yeah, okay, Hank is following Gavin to the bedroom. He isn't there in time to catch the conversation, but he does give Gavin a look. ]

Everything alright?

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[ Gavin's rolling his eyes, but he's grinning. He's missed this banter and he knows it's all out of love anyway. ]

You're so very generous, Elijah. So giving. [ He's laughing. ] Now go watch hentai or whatever it is you do in that ugly mansion all day.

[ Hank appears once he's hung up, still looking very amused. He puts his phone on the nightstand and flops back down. ]

Yeah, it's fine. Eli's just being his usual weird self.

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My porn is very tasteful.

[ And is about to include way more older, bear-types, thanks, bro!!! ]

Have fun with your big alpha dick, Ezzie.

[ Aww, that's love!! Hank shakes his head and lands in bed next to Gavin, looking sideways at him. ]

Guess I owe him for saving you, huh? What's he want, some kinda postcard that says "Thanks, asshole"?

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[ Have fun imagining Hank's deep, sexy voice right in your ear Eli!! ]

He was just checking on me, in that way of his. [ And then whoop, he rolls up and perches himself on top of Hank. ] And apparently we need to figure out some kind of magical condom spell so Eli won't know when we're sleeping together.

[ A pause. ] So I think that means he has a crush on you now?

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And he had to hack our phones to do that? Geez.

[ Hank chuckles, smiling up at Gavin as he rolls onto him. ]

Christ. You can't turn that psychic shit off? Ain't that kinda creepy? The last thing I want is that jerk chasing my ass.

[ He loves your brother, really, but he's a huge fucking dick. ]

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He's never really thought rules applied to him.

[ He leans down and rests on Hank's chest, ah yes. Warm and fuzzy. Good. ]

I mean, I guess we could figure out how? [ Maybe his grandma knows...? He should call her. ] And you don't have to tell me, it's kind of a boner killer. And don't worry, the only one chasing your ass is gonna be me, handsome.

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Why am I not surprised.

[ Hank reaches down and pets a hand through Gavin's hair. He's soft, too. It's nice. ]

Yeah, that might be worth looking into.

[ He really doesn't need Kamski lusting after him. Christ. He knows the alpha thing would be somewhat out of control if he wasn't mated, but seriously. Seriously? No thanks. ]

Man, you say some dorky shit when you're horny, don't you?

[ He loves it, make no mistake. He's blushing again. ]

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My grandma might have an idea... I'll see about calling her later.

[ Maybe it's not even the connection and Eli just has a crush? Who knows! They're twins, after all, maybe they do just have the same taste. He nuzzles closer and smooches at his skin.

Then snickers and looks up at him, winking. ]

Dorky yet true, babe.

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If you say so.

[ Shit, Hank likes this. He likes it a lot. He smiles as he looks down at Gavin, still blushing because, fuck, being happy is hard. ]

You seriously don't care if you give your brother a weird psychic boner, huh? You're that into me?

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[ You're so cute. He leans down and pecks him on the lips. ]

Hey, he's messed with me enough throughout our lives. And if he's distracted then he's not plotting something. That's good for everybody.

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[ Hank smiles warmly, pulling Gavin up so he can give him a proper kiss. ]

Might as well give him something to be jealous of, that it?

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[ Smooch! He cups Hank's face and rubs his thumbs through his beard. ]

Exactly. [ He grins rather wickedly. ] Maybe he'll finally start going outside again.

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[ Mmm, that's so nice. Hank closes his eyes and smiles. Yeah, he can do this, Elijah Kamski be damned. ]

That'll be the day.

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[ He laughs a little. ]

True. Werewolves are one thing, but Elijah Kamski going outside? Let's not get too outlandish here.

[ He's mostly naked anyway so he just sits up, perched on Hank's hips, and peels himself out of Hank's shirt. And just grins down at him. ]

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Can't undo ten years in a week.

[ Mmm, but he is so here for naked Gavin. Hank grins right back, sliding his hands back to cup Gavin's ass. ]

Maybe it'll do him some good, getting a little action on the side.

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[ Yes, please, just firmly grasp the booty. He leans into his hands and places his own on Hank's upper stomach. Soft...

He snickers. ]

Maybe then he'll stop being so uptight.

[ He just gently rolls his hips. He fully expects Eli to start blowing up his phone again once they get going. ]

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[ Very soft. Hank slots Gavin right up against him, slotting their hips together. He's gotta admit, this is pretty fucking sweet. If freaking out Kamski is the worst of his worries, then he's all set. ]

Maybe. But we should probably stop talking about your brother while you grind up against me, just saying.

[ Not that Hank seems to particularly mind, considering the interest his body is showing, but you know. It's the principle of the thing. ]

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[ Gavin would sit on Hank all day if he could, fuck. This is just too good. They're gonna be insufferable once they actually live together, aren't they? ]

I agree, fella. I've been waiting for round two since last night.

[ He can feel that 'interest' and he presses against it, still grinning. Insatiable werewolf beta!! Look what you've done Hank!! ]

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[ Oh, without a doubt. They need a whole full moon and a half to get all these pent-up hormones out of their systems.

Which is fine, Hank can definitely live with that. Having Gavin press against his cock is hardly something he'd ever complain about. ]

Well, I'd hate to disappoint.

[ Good thing Hank's been holding back on those alpha instincts for a while because he is just as insatiable, trust me. They're going to have to go back to work eventually (tomorrow) but Connor already let Fowler know that Gavin had almost died (again) so they have all day to enjoy themselves. ]

[coffeedipshit]

[ This is what happens when you don't know you're mated and let things build up and build up. It's gonna be a while before all of this is... evened out. Talk about a honeymoon phase, right?

But this is such a lovely view... and he has some ideas. He tugs at Hank's underwear, still grinning. ]

Never. Now, do you want me to rip these off or...?

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[ At least they don't have to be around people for long. No one has to deal with them not being able to keep their hands off each other. ]

I'm gonna run outta clothes if we keep tearing 'em apart.

[ Though that isn't a no. Hank totally thinks it's hot. He'll let Gavin do whatever he wants. ]