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Hank Anderson ([personal profile] donotlick) wrote2018-10-30 01:33 pm

spooky scary

aka: a psl for grumpy cops
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-03 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gonna be stuck together figuratively and literally quite a lot, it seems. He grins and dips a foot daintily into the water when he prompts, nodding. ]

Feels great. Now where are the bubbles, candles and mood music huh? [ He's being a shit. Dunk him, Hank. ]
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-03 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He laughs until he's dunked, although he looks thoroughly amused under the water. He surges up and wipes at his eyes, grinning. ]

Of course, your majesty. [ He scoots up so Hank can get behind him... you know he wants to lean into that big chest and soft tum. They both can probably just barely fit in here, two fully grown men broad in different areas. (Even though Hank has more leg than he does.) ]
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ He's still just grinning like a loon. Once Hank settles in, he scoots back and leans against his chest. Yes... good. Very good. He turns his head and shifts a little so he can kiss him proper. ]

Super comfy. [ With that, he dunks his hands in the water and brings them up to start rubbing at some of the blood still in Hank's beard. Something about helping clean his alpha... ]
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gavin's got a pretty good back, he'd definitely agree. Good definition, muscles and that tattoo making it something worth staring at. But Hank is Big and Gavin's been high key to low key quaking about it for literally years. Yet here he is... believe in your dreams.

He chuckles and keeps it up, unable to stop himself for leaning in and planting a smooch on his lips. ]


Maybe sometime I can give you one of those full body massages. Happy ending and everything.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's amazing, isn't it? He's got Hank and his brother back in his life... things are good. The best they've been since Gran died. And, yeah, he's a werewolf but semantics... it'll be fine. He's enjoying it, actually.

He scoots closer, goosebumps rising as he rumbles. Ah, he loves that sound. ]


Next day off. 'Cause we do have to go to work at some point, y'know.

[ Then, the phone rings. Gavin rolls his eyes. ]
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Chloe's gonna come haul our naked asses out of the tub, probably. [ He's joking but... she might. Chloe's strong.

He goes back to scritching and smooching at Hank. He drags his hands down to his chest, tracing at his tattoo. ]


Take it from the guy who grew up with him, if you ignore him enough he gets bored and goes away. Wind gets taken outta his sails if he doesn't have an audience.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. That's what happens when you're a lazy, spoiled crybaby. [ Yes that is Ezra's view of Elijah, the crybaby part is the most important. Oh the things little brothers know...

He reaches for some shampoo and since his own hair is wet, he starts to soap himself up. ]


Dunk your head, unless you want me to to turn the shower head on.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He splashes some water on him, grinning. Then puts his hands on Hank's head. ] One, two, three...

[ They're making a mess, but down you go big guy. Whatever, they'll mop up the tile later. Splish splash, bitch.

The phone is still ringing. Get over it, Eli, he doesn't want to hear you whine about a boner. ]
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gavin straddles his lap and gets some shampoo, starting to work it into his thick hair. ]

Yep, perfect. Just the way I like 'im.

[ Scrub, scrub. The phone finally stops and Gavin snickers. ]

See, what did I tell you?
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. [ God they're insatiable... he starts to scoop up some water and run it through Hank's hair, humming a little. This is perfect...

...and then the phone rings again and it's an entirely different (and new) ringtone. Gavin's eyes shoot open and he dunks his head into the water like he was just told to watch out for flying bullets. He emerges and runs his hands through his wet hair. ]


Oh for fuck's sake, Eli— [ He climbs out of the bath, grabs a towel for his waist, and rushes back into Hank's room and answers the phone.

In Polish. ]
Grandma! It's not too late for you, is it?
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's fine. Grandma. [ He heads back into the bathroom and settles down on the toilet, figuring this will take a bit and he doesn't wanna just drip in Hank's room. ]

So Elijah tells me you two finally believe our family's twin connections!!

[ Gavin sighs and rubs between his eyes. ]

Yes, Grandma, I've been meaning to call you... wait, is Eli on the line too?
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That makes Ezra (he's not Gavin right now) turn bright red. ]

Eli, for crying out— Grandma, I was gonna tell you! You know how Eli likes to butt in.

[ He looks at Hank and gives him an apologetic look. ]

Yeah, sorry. You finish up.

[ He hears babcia chuckle. ]

It's fine, my love! You know I'm not scandalized by anything. And there's no shame in being a werewolf, your great-great-great-uncle got bitten and he was the nicest man! Now, I know this is all about poor little Eli getting riled up when you're having fun—

[ Goodness she's a talker, but he loves his dear babcia. He just snickers. ]

Yeah Eli, tell us all about that.
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[personal profile] yourmaker 2018-12-04 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I will not, thank you. I called specifically to avoid this.

[ Elijah groans on the line, clearly not wanting to dwell on the last 24 hours of his life. ]

Does the the connection get stronger? It was only this bad on the full moon before, but...

[ Eli groans, clearly not wanting to elaborate. Their grandmother laughs. Glad to hear someone is enjoying herself. ]

Werewolves are well-known for strong emotions, Eli dear. Your brother found himself a nice man and I'm sure you're feeling left out but that's okay. Perfectly normal, though you may want to ask this Hank fellow how he feels about...

[ Elijah cuts in. He doesn't need this!! He is the richest man in the world!! ]

Please don't finish that sentence.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-12-04 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ezra laughs, tossing his head back. That's the thing about this side of their family, Eli's not 'man of the century' to them. Just Eli, one of the kids. He loves it. ]

I mean, I could see if he'd be up for taking you on a date for your birthday or something. Y'know, anything for his mate's family~

[ He's teasing, but what babcia says makes sense. He really has been feeling A Lot since Hank bit him, that combined with their enhanced connection. ]

Well, we didn't know we were mated at first. That probably has something to do with it.

[ Babcia makes a sound like she's horribly aghast. ]

Did your man not have an alpha of his own to teach him? How dreadful!

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