Yep. That's what happens when you're a lazy, spoiled crybaby. [ Yes that is Ezra's view of Elijah, the crybaby part is the most important. Oh the things little brothers know...
He reaches for some shampoo and since his own hair is wet, he starts to soap himself up. ]
Dunk your head, unless you want me to to turn the shower head on.
[ Hank laughs as soon as Gavin dunks him -- wow, they are such adults. But god, if it isn't the lightest Hank has felt in years. Hank shakes his head, splashing water everywhere (and on gavin, which is the goal here.) He doesn't even care that they're making more of a mess than Sumo usually does at bath time. Whatever!! He's spending time with his mate, it's all good.
The phone goes on ignored. Elijah must be pissed. ]
Yep. [ God they're insatiable... he starts to scoop up some water and run it through Hank's hair, humming a little. This is perfect...
...and then the phone rings again and it's an entirely different (and new) ringtone. Gavin's eyes shoot open and he dunks his head into the water like he was just told to watch out for flying bullets. He emerges and runs his hands through his wet hair. ]
Oh for fuck's sake, Eli— [ He climbs out of the bath, grabs a towel for his waist, and rushes back into Hank's room and answers the phone.
In Polish. ] Grandma! It's not too late for you, is it?
[ Well, that's sure a lot. Hank went from awesome head massage to -- well, he's not sure who or what Gavin's talking to, but it must be pretty serious. A family member, maybe?
Family. Hank knows what that's like. He just shakes his head and finishes rinsing off his hair. He has a feeling this phone call could get long. ]
Yeah, it's fine. Grandma. [ He heads back into the bathroom and settles down on the toilet, figuring this will take a bit and he doesn't wanna just drip in Hank's room. ]
So Elijah tells me you two finally believe our family's twin connections!!
[ Gavin sighs and rubs between his eyes. ]
Yes, Grandma, I've been meaning to call you... wait, is Eli on the line too?
I am. Since someone couldn't wait to stop having sex with his werewolf husband, I had to take matters into my own hands.
[ He sounds very pleased with himself, but there's a tell-tale edge of frustration to his voice that Ezra should recognize easily. ]
That Kamski? Damn, you got roped into a family conference call, huh?
[ Hank chuckles. Maybe he should get out of here and get dressed. Lord knows, his senses are definitely gonna pick up on everything being said, even if it is in Polish. ]
[ That makes Ezra (he's not Gavin right now) turn bright red. ]
Eli, for crying out— Grandma, I was gonna tell you! You know how Eli likes to butt in.
[ He looks at Hank and gives him an apologetic look. ]
Yeah, sorry. You finish up.
[ He hears babcia chuckle. ]
It's fine, my love! You know I'm not scandalized by anything. And there's no shame in being a werewolf, your great-great-great-uncle got bitten and he was the nicest man! Now, I know this is all about poor little Eli getting riled up when you're having fun—
[ Goodness she's a talker, but he loves his dear babcia. He just snickers. ]
I will not, thank you. I called specifically to avoid this.
[ Elijah groans on the line, clearly not wanting to dwell on the last 24 hours of his life. ]
Does the the connection get stronger? It was only this bad on the full moon before, but...
[ Eli groans, clearly not wanting to elaborate. Their grandmother laughs. Glad to hear someone is enjoying herself. ]
Werewolves are well-known for strong emotions, Eli dear. Your brother found himself a nice man and I'm sure you're feeling left out but that's okay. Perfectly normal, though you may want to ask this Hank fellow how he feels about...
[ Elijah cuts in. He doesn't need this!! He is the richest man in the world!! ]
[ Ezra laughs, tossing his head back. That's the thing about this side of their family, Eli's not 'man of the century' to them. Just Eli, one of the kids. He loves it. ]
I mean, I could see if he'd be up for taking you on a date for your birthday or something. Y'know, anything for his mate's family~
[ He's teasing, but what babcia says makes sense. He really has been feeling A Lot since Hank bit him, that combined with their enhanced connection. ]
Well, we didn't know we were mated at first. That probably has something to do with it.
[ Babcia makes a sound like she's horribly aghast. ]
Did your man not have an alpha of his own to teach him? How dreadful!
[ Elijah rolls his eyes, it's somehow almost audible. ]
I'm glad you two are getting along again. I was worried about you, you know.
[ She's happy to hear from them both though. They're going to get calls from her. ]
Yes, babcia, I know... I'm sorry we haven't been in touch.
It's alright dear, I'm sure you've both been very busy. And Ezra, if your man ever has any questions, you can have him call me. I'm just glad to hear you're finally taking some interest in your family history. I always knew you and your brother were special.
Well, then I owe him a thank you, don't I? Your brother does too—have you thanked the man, Eli?
[ Elijah tries very hard to sound put out. He doesn't quite manage it, though. ]
Yes, I thanked him, Babcia. I saved Ezra's life just yesterday as well.
[ Yeah, he's gotta gloat. Of course he does, he's a Kamski. ]
Good, good! I'm glad my knowledge is being put to good use. You live quite the dangerous life, it's a wonder you haven't had to ask me for help sooner.
[ That's the Eli he knows and loves, never missing a chance to grandstand. He'll throw him a bone this time though. ]
Yeah, he did save me. I'm gonna have to help him sometime to make up for it. [ He laughs a little. ] And this is really the first time this kinda stuff has ever come up for us. I wish I'd listened better when I was a kid.
[ She tuts again. ] You had no way of knowing, I know you were told they were just my bedtime stories. Now, I'll send you both some care packages to help you out. And some notes for your love, Ezra. You'll have to send me a picture, he sounds quite dashing!
[ Ezra flushes a little. ] I uh, sure. Yeah, he is. Really handsome. Right, Eli~?
[ Both of them laugh. Ezra knows Eli only stutters when he's genuinely embarrassed... enjoy your mandatory crush on Hank Anderson, everyone gets one!! ]
I've missed how funny you two are together!
Yes, thank you Babcia. You're the best. I know Hank will appreciate it too.
[ Eli groans by way of a response. You're a horrible influence, Gavin!! Eli has no interest in embracing this crush that he knows is Ezra's fault! Pining for a married man, who do you think he is?? (You know that wouldn't stop him, though.) ]
Yes, hilarious. We love you too, Babcia.
[ He's clearly ready to hang up. But then Eli and phones have never gone together all that well, so he's probably about at his limit.
Meanwhile Hank has finished cleaning up and dried himself off, wrapping a tower around his waist. He's heard his name once or twice, but that's all he can make out. ]
You and your grandma roasting Kamski? Damn, wish I could understand it.
[ Ooh look at that handsome hubby. Gavin grins and nods, answering in English. ]
Absolutely. Say to Eli, Hank~ [ He's so obviously teasing.
And he's realizing now he definitely needs to finish cleaning himself up as well. ]
I'm gonna hang up now Babcia. You go ahead and send whatever you'd like, I'll pay for expedited shipping.
Oh don't worry about that, sweetheart! Babcia will take care of you all now. You go rest up and try to hold off until I can get you some things that will stop Eli from getting so frustrated! Ta!
[ And then she hangs up, Gavin just laughing. He scratches at his damp hair. ]
Please rest. You nearly died. Please give me one day to breathe, Ezra.
[ Maybe Eli sounds extra tired because of the sexual frustration but he finds he really does mean it. His brother goes from scaring the shit out of him to sending him uncomfortable sex vibes for Hank. A guy could get whiplash like this!! But he hangs up with that ominous message and a scoff. ]
Family, huh?
[ Hank snorts, smiling fondly as he watches Gavin. Or Ezra, really. He really lights up when he talks to his family. It's sweet. ]
[ Look at that tender expression on his face. He really did miss this. Gavin hangs up his phone and sighs, running his hands down his face and pulling it every which way for a moment. ]
Yep. Just as long as it's not my folks I'm fine with it. [ He huffs and gets up, putting his phone down on the back of the toilet. ] So Grandma's gonna send us some stuff, sounds like a werewolf care package. And she said if you ever have any questions you can call her.
[ He peels off his towel and starts heading back into the tub, this time for a proper shower. ] She knows English, for the record, she just refuses to speak it to us.
[ Hank had heard about this stuff but he was laying low for so long that it... never really pinged his radar to go looking. Were there even any witches in Detroit? Maybe he'll keep her in mind.
It's weirdly nice, feeling like he can reach out to Gavin's family. It makes it all feel real. Oh, yeah, they're definitely married. ]
That'll help, though. I don't wanna keep fucking up, not now that I've got you to take care of.
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[ Hank laughs, still obviously pleased with the attention he's getting. God, he's lucky. Best beta ever.
If Gavin's not worried, then he won't be. Gavin knows Kamski best, after all. ]
Somehow that doesn't surprise me. The guy probably invented androids so he could get validation from his own people.
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He reaches for some shampoo and since his own hair is wet, he starts to soap himself up. ]
Dunk your head, unless you want me to to turn the shower head on.
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Not exactly a lot of room here, Gav. [ He's way too tall for this tub. ] You might have to help me out.
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[ They're making a mess, but down you go big guy. Whatever, they'll mop up the tile later. Splish splash, bitch.
The phone is still ringing. Get over it, Eli, he doesn't want to hear you whine about a boner. ]
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The phone goes on ignored. Elijah must be pissed. ]
That wet enough for you?
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Yep, perfect. Just the way I like 'im.
[ Scrub, scrub. The phone finally stops and Gavin snickers. ]
See, what did I tell you?
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Who cares about the phone, anyway? ]
Hm? Oh, yeah. He oughta know we're busy anyway.
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...and then the phone rings again and it's an entirely different (and new) ringtone. Gavin's eyes shoot open and he dunks his head into the water like he was just told to watch out for flying bullets. He emerges and runs his hands through his wet hair. ]
Oh for fuck's sake, Eli— [ He climbs out of the bath, grabs a towel for his waist, and rushes back into Hank's room and answers the phone.
In Polish. ] Grandma! It's not too late for you, is it?
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Family. Hank knows what that's like. He just shakes his head and finishes rinsing off his hair. He has a feeling this phone call could get long. ]
Everything okay?
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So Elijah tells me you two finally believe our family's twin connections!!
[ Gavin sighs and rubs between his eyes. ]
Yes, Grandma, I've been meaning to call you... wait, is Eli on the line too?
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I am. Since someone couldn't wait to stop having sex with his werewolf husband, I had to take matters into my own hands.
[ He sounds very pleased with himself, but there's a tell-tale edge of frustration to his voice that Ezra should recognize easily. ]
That Kamski? Damn, you got roped into a family conference call, huh?
[ Hank chuckles. Maybe he should get out of here and get dressed. Lord knows, his senses are definitely gonna pick up on everything being said, even if it is in Polish. ]
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Eli, for crying out— Grandma, I was gonna tell you! You know how Eli likes to butt in.
[ He looks at Hank and gives him an apologetic look. ]
Yeah, sorry. You finish up.
[ He hears babcia chuckle. ]
It's fine, my love! You know I'm not scandalized by anything. And there's no shame in being a werewolf, your great-great-great-uncle got bitten and he was the nicest man! Now, I know this is all about poor little Eli getting riled up when you're having fun—
[ Goodness she's a talker, but he loves his dear babcia. He just snickers. ]
Yeah Eli, tell us all about that.
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[ Elijah groans on the line, clearly not wanting to dwell on the last 24 hours of his life. ]
Does the the connection get stronger? It was only this bad on the full moon before, but...
[ Eli groans, clearly not wanting to elaborate. Their grandmother laughs. Glad to hear someone is enjoying herself. ]
Werewolves are well-known for strong emotions, Eli dear. Your brother found himself a nice man and I'm sure you're feeling left out but that's okay. Perfectly normal, though you may want to ask this Hank fellow how he feels about...
[ Elijah cuts in. He doesn't need this!! He is the richest man in the world!! ]
Please don't finish that sentence.
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I mean, I could see if he'd be up for taking you on a date for your birthday or something. Y'know, anything for his mate's family~
[ He's teasing, but what babcia says makes sense. He really has been feeling A Lot since Hank bit him, that combined with their enhanced connection. ]
Well, we didn't know we were mated at first. That probably has something to do with it.
[ Babcia makes a sound like she's horribly aghast. ]
Did your man not have an alpha of his own to teach him? How dreadful!
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[ Elijah rolls his eyes, it's somehow almost audible. ]
I'm glad you two are getting along again. I was worried about you, you know.
[ She's happy to hear from them both though. They're going to get calls from her. ]
Yes, babcia, I know... I'm sorry we haven't been in touch.
It's alright dear, I'm sure you've both been very busy. And Ezra, if your man ever has any questions, you can have him call me. I'm just glad to hear you're finally taking some interest in your family history. I always knew you and your brother were special.
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Yeah... we were lost for a bit, but it's fine now. I know I've been bad about calling.
[ She seems to affectionately tut. ] I know losing Miss Kathleen was very hard on you, Ezra. Babcia understands.
[ Ezra smiles then looks over at Hank, then back down at his lap. ]
I know. Thank you. And I'll tell him. He didn't really have a chance to learn anything about being a werewolf. He just... saved my life.
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[ Elijah tries very hard to sound put out. He doesn't quite manage it, though. ]
Yes, I thanked him, Babcia. I saved Ezra's life just yesterday as well.
[ Yeah, he's gotta gloat. Of course he does, he's a Kamski. ]
Good, good! I'm glad my knowledge is being put to good use. You live quite the dangerous life, it's a wonder you haven't had to ask me for help sooner.
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Yeah, he did save me. I'm gonna have to help him sometime to make up for it. [ He laughs a little. ] And this is really the first time this kinda stuff has ever come up for us. I wish I'd listened better when I was a kid.
[ She tuts again. ] You had no way of knowing, I know you were told they were just my bedtime stories. Now, I'll send you both some care packages to help you out. And some notes for your love, Ezra. You'll have to send me a picture, he sounds quite dashing!
[ Ezra flushes a little. ] I uh, sure. Yeah, he is. Really handsome. Right, Eli~?
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[ See, he loves you for a reason, Ezra. Just not when you're trying to make fun of him. ]
Thank you, Babcia. Please ignore my brother's inane ramblings.
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I've missed how funny you two are together!
Yes, thank you Babcia. You're the best. I know Hank will appreciate it too.
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Yes, hilarious. We love you too, Babcia.
[ He's clearly ready to hang up. But then Eli and phones have never gone together all that well, so he's probably about at his limit.
Meanwhile Hank has finished cleaning up and dried himself off, wrapping a tower around his waist. He's heard his name once or twice, but that's all he can make out. ]
You and your grandma roasting Kamski? Damn, wish I could understand it.
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Absolutely. Say to Eli, Hank~ [ He's so obviously teasing.
And he's realizing now he definitely needs to finish cleaning himself up as well. ]
I'm gonna hang up now Babcia. You go ahead and send whatever you'd like, I'll pay for expedited shipping.
Oh don't worry about that, sweetheart! Babcia will take care of you all now. You go rest up and try to hold off until I can get you some things that will stop Eli from getting so frustrated! Ta!
[ And then she hangs up, Gavin just laughing. He scratches at his damp hair. ]
Missed that old bird.
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[ Maybe Eli sounds extra tired because of the sexual frustration but he finds he really does mean it. His brother goes from scaring the shit out of him to sending him uncomfortable sex vibes for Hank. A guy could get whiplash like this!! But he hangs up with that ominous message and a scoff. ]
Family, huh?
[ Hank snorts, smiling fondly as he watches Gavin. Or Ezra, really. He really lights up when he talks to his family. It's sweet. ]
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[ Look at that tender expression on his face. He really did miss this. Gavin hangs up his phone and sighs, running his hands down his face and pulling it every which way for a moment. ]
Yep. Just as long as it's not my folks I'm fine with it. [ He huffs and gets up, putting his phone down on the back of the toilet. ] So Grandma's gonna send us some stuff, sounds like a werewolf care package. And she said if you ever have any questions you can call her.
[ He peels off his towel and starts heading back into the tub, this time for a proper shower. ] She knows English, for the record, she just refuses to speak it to us.
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[ Hank had heard about this stuff but he was laying low for so long that it... never really pinged his radar to go looking. Were there even any witches in Detroit? Maybe he'll keep her in mind.
It's weirdly nice, feeling like he can reach out to Gavin's family. It makes it all feel real. Oh, yeah, they're definitely married. ]
That'll help, though. I don't wanna keep fucking up, not now that I've got you to take care of.
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