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Hank Anderson ([personal profile] donotlick) wrote2018-10-30 01:33 pm

spooky scary

aka: a psl for grumpy cops
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-08 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...well, the laugh is nice at least. He tries not to smile and doesn't really succeed, but there's an attempt. So he glares back, letting him go. ]

Yeah, missed you being a pain in the ass. [ He flicks him between the eyes again. ] And Connor's never gonna be on the market as far as you're concerned, so keep it in your pants.

[ He knows you, Eli. You're not gonna sleep with Connor!! ]
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[personal profile] yourmaker 2018-11-08 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Eli flinches, rubbing his face and looking very put out. ]

You wouldn't have me any other way.

[ He smiles, hiding the question in his statement. He wants things to be normal. To be okay. Messing with each other was normal, right? They'll have to find out what the word means again. ]

And in any case... You know me. Why ask when I can discover things for myself by hacking into every database on earth? Unless you have anything else you'd like to tell me, I can figure this out for myself.

[ He's definitely gonna find out Hank and Gavin are mated before either of them do. ]
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-08 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gavin puts on a show of appearing to think about it really hard. ]

Yeah, you're right. It'd be weird if you were suddenly coddling me all the time. [ An answer to his unspoken question. At the end of the day, he doesn't want you to change Eli. ]

So, what, you're gonna put 'werewolf' into your Google alerts? Good luck with that.

[ Please do. It's obvious he has Feelings just by how prickly and avoid-y his response was. He looks at Hank, shrugging. Brothers, right? ]
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[personal profile] yourmaker 2018-11-08 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That makes Elijah smile. He's happy to at least hear that Ezra hasn't changed so much. He'll still tolerate his annoying older brother, even as a werewolf. ]

If it exists, it's on the internet. I'll find it, don't worry.

[ He smiles again, especially with how Gavin keeps looking to Hank for guidance. Oh, they are definitely fucking. ]

Does any of this-- [ He laughs lightly. ] I know I've been accused of trying to make everything about myself, but nonetheless, I have to ask. Does any of your... wolfishness affect me? Because I may have noticed... something strange to this last full moon.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-08 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Get ready to sift through decades of Twilight fanfiction, dumbass. Maybe that's a good payback for being a dick.

But at what he says next, he raises a brow. ]
Wait, did you?

[ Now this is interesting, potentially worrisome. He turns back to Hank. ] Do you have any idea...?

[ They've always had a connection but it's just because they were twins, right? It's not like they were... actually... oh shit. ]
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-08 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Gavin blinks, then looks back at Eli. Squints. ]

No. Small favors that I can't read your mind, but... [ He scratches at his beard. ] Grandma always said twins in our family had 'deeper' connections, didn't she?

[ Are they like, mildly telepathically linked? Is that even a thing? He reaches up and presses his fingers to his bite mark, looking at Eli. ]

Can you feel this...?
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-09 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...yeah it's definitely good that Eli wasn't unintentionally a voyeur on their full moon naked escapades.

He has the thought that he's still annoyed at Hank's ex-wife for not telling him anything about this shit. He works his jaw, remembering what their grandmother had said. ]


Yeah, it was something like that... maybe it's just how it is. We've always known when the other was hurt or in danger, right? [ He sighs. ] And you just lucked out and get to deal with a mild version of this werewolf stuff, I guess. Did you feel anything besides wanting red meat?

[ Like. Violence or... okay no he doesn't want to know if his brother got horny. ]
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[personal profile] yourmaker 2018-11-09 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ Someday you'll get to say that to her face, Gavin! Hank really has no idea about this stuff, maybe he should have shown some initiative since his wife left him but he's been depressed so that wasn't really an option.

Elijah thinks back to the full moon. Chloe reports that besides an elevated heart rate and greater desire for physical exercise, he had shown no other changes.
]

So there you have it. That was the strangest thing, I would say.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-09 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh boy!!

He turns to Chloe and gives her a little smile, nodding. He still needs to apologize to her probably... ]


So you just angrily did sit ups all night? I guess don't make any business decisions on the full moon now.

[ He sighs again and rubs between his eyes. ] This is giving me a headache. I guess we can just figure it out as it goes.
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[personal profile] yourmaker 2018-11-09 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ She forgives you, Gavin. ]

I swam several more laps than usual.

[ "Several" is being polite. He was bouncing off the walls. But compared to what Ezra must have gone through, it was likely nothing. He doesn't comment on it. ]

I agree. I'll let you know once I've done some research.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-09 03:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Several huh? Jeez. Well maybe once I get a better handle on the moons we can aggressively swim together.

[ He doesn't want to risk hurting you, Eli, not for a while. It'd devastate him. ]

Good luck with that, I guess. I don't envy the shit you'll have to sift through.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-09 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah yes, the cryptic nodding. Oh how he's missed that. Gavin snorts and crosses his arms. ]

Then you'll just find incel werewolves and nobody wants that.

[ Yeah, enjoy that feeling Hank. Gavin's not hiding how much he loves his brother now so you're gonna be getting the full force of that happy baby bro feeling.

He looks back at Hank. ]
Are you gonna drink that tea before it gets cold? 'Cuz I'm about to steal it from you.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-09 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As much as Gavin loves coffee... he was spoiled by Good Tea as a kid. So yoink, he'll have that Hank!! He turns back to Eli. ]

Are you kicking us out now so you can turn into a research gremlin like usual?
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-09 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh you'll regret that, Eli. He has little brother privileges now, he's gonna go touch all of your stuff. (And gives him a look at that look. Don't you start!!)

Still cradling the tea cup, he nods. Ah, look at him. So happy. ]


Yeah, it went great. [ He turns to Chloe with a smile. ] Can you point me in the direction of the couch? I got lounging to do.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-09 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He hides the shy little smile that pulls at his face in taking a big sip of tea. He's so fucked by these feelings...

Yes, couch. Gavin sits on it and pulls his legs up, resting the tea cup on his knees. Purr, purr. But then he looks up at Chloe, a little surprised. ]


Wait, he does? I knew he was a sentimental idiot. Yes, please, I'd appreciate it.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-09 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He downs the rest of the tea in a big gulp, putting it down on the little end table. He hugs his knees and buries his face in them, to hide his big dumb smile. ]

Really good. [ Gavin peeks his eyes back up at him. ] Thanks for helpin' me work up the courage. I mean it.
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[personal profile] coffeedipshit 2018-11-09 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's dangerously cute when his face isn't scrunched up in emotional constipation. And please... come hold him... hold him in your big warm arms, Hank.

He laughs a little. ]


You did. And it was surprisingly effective.

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