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[donotlick]

aka: a psl for grumpy cops

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[donotlick]

Eh, don't worry about it now. It's in the past.

[ Hank shrugs, poring over this latest picture. Yep, it's easy to see where Kamski got started. Though Hank's never been huge on technology, it's pretty crazy to think that these are the baby pictures for the richest man on earth. And Gavin. ]

Yeah. Robots. Who would've thought?

[coffeedipshit]

[ He takes a deep breath and sighs. The pictures aren't much now, since Ezra avoided his family even before he left. But there's one right at the end, surprisingly of Gran. His dear Gran. It's obvious she was a classy and artsy lady, all dressed to the nines with her hair and nails done.

She's got an arm around Ezra's shoulders, resting her chin there. He's probably around thirteen at the time, beaming. Gran looks very cheeky, like she just said something that made his parents look pissed. ]

Aw, Gran. I'm surprised Mom had any pictures of her.

[donotlick]

That's her, huh?

[ Hank rests a hand on Gavin's leg, giving him the comfort he no doubt needs. It's clear Gavin's grandmother was important to him. By the sound of it, she gave him his own life outside of his brother. She looks like the kind of badass grandma anyone would be lucky to have. ]

You must've been her favorite grandkid.

[coffeedipshit]

[ He laughs and closes the book. ] Definitely. She let me move in with her overnight, after all. I think she was just waiting for me to decide to leave.

[ He turns to look over at Hank... they're awfully close. Ah. He wants to kiss him. So he bites his lip instead. ]

[donotlick]

Family's good like that.

[ They are awfully close, aren't they. And Chloe seems to have given them some privacy. Hm. Suspicious.

Shit but Gavin looks nice, biting his lip like that. ]

The family that actually gives a shit, I mean.

[coffeedipshit]

[ Very suspicious... Gavin just. Leans in a little more. Y'know for science and stuff. ]

Yeah... who knows where I would have ended up. Probably been a CyberLife drone and hated my life.

[donotlick]

[ Hmmm, Hank is looking down at Gavin's lips. The urge to take him is starting to get louder and hard to ignore... ]

You would've been fucking miserable.

[ And he never would've met Hank! ]

[coffeedipshit]

[ Maybe if he like... bites then and licks them... gets them all plump and shiny. You know. For reasons. ]

Yup. And missed out on all this fun.

[ His heart hurts at the thought of never meeting Hank, it's true. And Connor. And Chris and Tina. Fuck, when did he get so sentimental? ]

[donotlick]

That's one way to put it, yeah.

[ Fuck!! Fuck. Hank can't stop staring. The pull to just kiss Gavin is too strong. because kissing is definitely what he wants right? Oh, yeah. Sure. He leans in and reaches over to cradle his jaw, kissing him.

Hank's weak!! And alpha instincts are strong!! That's definitely all it is. ]

[coffeedipshit]

[ Oh baby!! He leans in, fluttering his eyes closed and humming sweetly. Gavin shifts a little and rests a hand on his chest.

Wow, making out on his brother's couch. Gotta make up for all the typical high school things he didn't get to do, he guesses. He sneaks his hand up to Hank's collar, finding the little peek of chest hair... Hank you're so hot, god. ]

[yourmaker]

[ Damn, feeling him up and everything? Hank can't say he minds it. He just leans in further, tilting Gavin's head to get a better angle and--

And Elijah Kamski steps into the room. With snacks. ]

Really, Ezra? Really? In my own home?

[coffeedipshit]

[ ...oh right his brother's couch means his brother is there. With a startled little noise he pulls away, although his lips are very obviously kiss bruised. ]

I uh. Well, you were taking too long...!

[ Yeah that's an excuse. ]

[yourmaker]

[ Hank coughs, sitting up straight and turning a little pink but thankfully he's not the one making out at his brother's house. ]

I was, very graciously, going to see how you were doing. But the two of you need a bit more privacy you could at least have dimmed the lights.

[ Because now he has the mental image of Hank Anderson kissing his brother!!! It's never going to leave his brain! ]

[coffeedipshit]

[ He stands up and heads over to his brother. ]

No, we're fine. It's fine. Here, let me help you with that.

[ He grabs for the snacks just as his stomach makes a noise. Damn werewolf appetites. ]

[yourmaker]

[ Hmm, yeah he read about you being hungry since you just got turned. Elijah Kamski works fast. ]

I'm sure you are.

[ He hands the food over, smirking. He knows what's up now, it's clear by the grin on his face. ]

I was going to ask how you've been doing, seeing as how the Lieutenant was your alpha, but I can see for myself now.

[coffeedipshit]

[ God, his attraction to Hank overrides any common sense of his. He's never gonna hear the end of this. He makes a grumpy face and heads back over to the couch with the food. ]

So you're a werewolf encyclopedia after thirty minutes, huh?

[yourmaker]

I've worked out the basics.

[ He smiles, still so happy to know Everything. Even the way Hank grabs a snack off the plate seems to make him grin.

Man, if Elijah knew that he knew more than even Hank, he'd never shit up. ]

It helps having the real thing to compare it to. Though you'll have to tell me if you turn into a wolf on the full moon.

[coffeedipshit]

[ That's definitely good... That's gonna be a trip, huh? He snorts. ]

I haven't, thankfully. [ ...then he looks at Hank. ] Wait, have you?

[donotlick]

[ Hank rolls his eyes. Leave it to the Kamskis to make everything so dramatic. ]

No. That's not a thing, as far as I know.

[ Hank doesn't know much but at least he sounds confident? He's gotten used to bullshitting I guess. ]

[coffeedipshit]

[ It's the family way!! Dramatic twins. He absently offers Hank some food. ]

Small mercies, I guess. I definitely don't want to have to be found naked in the woods.

[donotlick]

[ It really is. Hank's gonna have to get used to it eventually. ]

That's what the basement's for. Doing it out in the woods is how people like me happen.

[ He says this lightly, like it's nothing. He's used to this shit, so talking about it like this is actually kinda refreshing. ]

[coffeedipshit]

[ Still. He gives him a tender little look, which doesn't last long because his big dumb brother is still watching them. ]

DPD doesn't need a headline of two naked cops found in the woods anyway.

[ He might ask about it later... when they're totally alone. No Eli's in sight. ]

[donotlick]

[ Hank laughs. He's fine! It's fine. ]

Yeah, that's the last shit we need. Fowler might actually fire me for a stunt that stupid.

[ But Fowler is also his friend so it makes him smile. Elijah is just watching the whole exchange with a knowing smile. ]

So, the two of you spend the full moon together, do you? Fascinating.

[coffeedipshit]

That'd be a pretty impressive final straw though.

[ He's snickering a little. He looks over at Eli with a brow raised, like he just asked a really ridiculous question. ]

I mean, yeah? We didn't know what I was gonna do the first time.

[ ...and they. Yeah. Eli doesn't need to know that, even though he's probably already deduced it. ]

[donotlick]

[ Hank snorts. He really wants to tell Kamski it's none of his damn business, but now that it's his twin brother involved, he supposes it kinda is. ]

Most people have a real fucking shitty first time. And it makes sense to do it together—we built up the shit in my basement to withstand the worst of what comes. It'd be a lot easier than building a new panic room from scratch.

[ Ah, Hank doesn't realize he said "we" as in, he and his ex-wife. Awkward. ]

It's nearly three weeks to the next full moon, isn't it? I'd only need one to make something that throws your little basement out of the water.