Pudding Cup: Be sure to refrigerate it until you’re ready to snack on it! This one’s vanilla flavored. Bag of dates: Actually, they're called Mars palms but who's keeping track? A certain someone likes them, even if you occasionally come across one that's gone a little bad Coffee Beans: Beeeeeeeans for beeeeeeean juice. Too bad you have to grind the beeeeeeeans yourself. Instant Noodles: Yum, dehydrated and salty! Just add water and you have yourself a questionably tasty snack. (It’s not Cup Noodle, Gladio.) This one’s beef flavored. Water Bottle: Still sealed, still full. Aren’t you lucky? Macaroni & Cheese Cup: All the magical flavors of macaroni and cheese in a quick, microwaveable cup. Candy Bar: If your sugar is running a little low, this is the perfect pick me up. This one’s a Milky Way.
O’Douls - Near beer for the alcoholic who can’t quite quite cold turkey! That or the person with really weird taste in beer. Natty Light - CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Natty Light - CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! Cabo Wabo Tequila - For drunken antics and hangovers that party hard for the next three days, there’s nothing like Cabo Wabo. Beer Flavored Sodas - I mean. Close enough, right? Am I right, all my under 21s?
weapons: Taser (2x): Perfect for getting your victim to stay still right before you kill them. Switchblade: Small, but it’s very useful for self-defense! Or...maybe you’re the attacker instead? Either way, it’s all yours. Syringe: It doesn’t come with anything else, but then again… You can just inject air into someone to kill them! How handy.
valuables: Vinyl Record: A jazz record by Cole Porter. For when you're too much of a music snob to buy digital versions of music that was recorded before you were born. Plush St. Bernard: An adorable St. Bernard puppy of your very own! His tag reads "Sumo." Don't worry, this one doesn't weigh 180lbs. Eden Club Ad - An advertisement for an android sex club. That's someone's kink. Photo of Cole - Hank doesn't need a description for this one. It's a digital frame with a picture of his son.
misc: Composition book: Wide-ruled, 100 sheets. Just in case you didn’t like the Word Processor on your tablet. Box of Crayons: The good set. You know, the 64-count one. This is guaranteed to make all your friends jealous. Acoustic Guitar: So you can play Wonderwall over and over again. Ruler: Ah yes, the good old fashioned measuring stick. It’s wooden too, perfect for beating down your competition. School Spirit Shirt: A Fayflower University shirt! Show off your school pride. Good for sporting events. Recorder: You know what this is. If you play it wrong, it's painful and awful. Fuzzy Rug: Very soft, very fuzzy, and if you run your hand over it, very electric. “Do Not Disturb” Sign: Hang this on your doorknob if you don’t want anyone to bother you. It’s light blue and fuzzy!
Junk: Used Pencils: These are all stubby, and the erasers are worn down. Maybe you can start a fire with them. Circuit Set: Make your own circuit! Just… don’t connect the wires wrong, or you’ll start a fire. Reeking Box: A small, wooden box with a truly vile stench coming from within. Better not open it. Hatchet Body Spray: Ugh, this stuff is really strong! You're suddenly reminded of locker rooms, for some reason… Composition book: Wide-ruled, 100 sheets. Just in case you didn’t like the Word Processor on your tablet. Scented Marker: Don’t sniff these too much, or you’ll end up with a headache. This one smells like lavender. Scented Marker: Don’t sniff these too much, or you’ll end up with a headache. This one smells like honey. Glue stick: It’s purple glue, not the clear kind. Mechanical Pencil: It’s a Dr. Grip! You shake the pencil to make the led come out. Convenient, right? Pinata: A rat-shaped pinata. The inside is already filled with candy. Stress relief and sugary sweetness in one gift. Syringe: It doesn’t come with anything else, but then again… You can just inject air into someone to kill them! How handy. (Empty) Poison Bottle: An aged bottle. The label is still somewhat readable, with the words “MERCURY BICHLORIDE, CORROSIVE SUBLIMATE” visible. (Empty) Poison Bottle: An aged bottle. The label is still somewhat readable, with the words “MERCURY BICHLORIDE, CORROSIVE SUBLIMATE” visible. Acoustic Guitar: So you can play Wonderwall over and over again. Golf Cart: Ride in style and with speed. Just a little speed. It’s smaller than the usual golf cart, but be careful not to destroy anything and violate Rule Two. That would be terrible. Water Gun: A Super Soaker 500! You can really have some fun with this thing. Sequin Pillow: Looks like it’s just a pillow with red sequins. Run your hand over it, however, and you’ll get a little surprise.
For Max: Trading Card: Nyanko-sensei, Prospect of Family - “SAKE! SAKE! SAKE!” Trading Card: Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald, Prospect of Magic - “TO MY BEAUTIFUL BELOVED, YOUR EYES GLISTEN LIKE THE MORNING DEW…” Trading Card: Detective Pikachu, Prospect Coffee Connoisseur - “TELL YOUR BUDDY TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.” Trading Card: Detective Pikachu, Prospect Coffee Connoisseur - “TELL YOUR BUDDY TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.”
given away or used: Candy Bar: If your sugar is running a little low, this is the perfect pick me up. This one’s a Mars bar. Gifted to Max. Six-pack of Monster: Wow, look at all that energy! You’ll be bouncing off the walls once you finish one of these energy drinks. If you drink all six at once you might even be able to see the future. Given to multiple Golf Cart: Ride in style and with speed. Just a little speed. It’s smaller than the usual golf cart, but be careful not to destroy anything and violate Rule Two. That would be terrible. Given to Mike Casual Clothes - A pink blouse and purple skirt combo, with sensible shoes and a pink headband. Definitely not enough for a fancy party, but it’s a reasonable everyday outfit. Given to Rebecca Seductive Warden Outfit: A lovely outfit that screams serious warden officer to the world, and certainly nothing else. Interestingly, it seems to be a size more suited for a young man...? Given to Akira Red Jumpsuit Outfit - One of Osomatsu's other outfits. Also comes with a white shirt. Given to Osomatsu Daggers: A set of well crafted, vicious looking daggers, ready to aid you in battle and bring your foe to their knees. Or to deliver an annoying whack to the back of someone's head – these are hollow, plastic replicas, after all. Given to Akira Trading cards: Given to Max. Always. X-Acto Knife: Cut more accurately with this handy dandy X-Acto knife! Given to Osomatsu Four Lokos: Given to Henry
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food;
Bag of dates: Actually, they're called Mars palms but who's keeping track? A certain someone likes them, even if you occasionally come across one that's gone a little bad
Coffee Beans: Beeeeeeeans for beeeeeeean juice. Too bad you have to grind the beeeeeeeans yourself.
Instant Noodles: Yum, dehydrated and salty! Just add water and you have yourself a questionably tasty snack. (It’s not Cup Noodle, Gladio.) This one’s beef flavored.
Water Bottle: Still sealed, still full. Aren’t you lucky?
Macaroni & Cheese Cup: All the magical flavors of macaroni and cheese in a quick, microwaveable cup.
Candy Bar: If your sugar is running a little low, this is the perfect pick me up. This one’s a Milky Way.
alcohol/drinks;
Natty Light - CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Natty Light - CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Cabo Wabo Tequila - For drunken antics and hangovers that party hard for the next three days, there’s nothing like Cabo Wabo.
Beer Flavored Sodas - I mean. Close enough, right? Am I right, all my under 21s?
keep;
Taser (2x): Perfect for getting your victim to stay still right before you kill them.
Switchblade: Small, but it’s very useful for self-defense! Or...maybe you’re the attacker instead? Either way, it’s all yours.
Syringe: It doesn’t come with anything else, but then again… You can just inject air into someone to kill them! How handy.
valuables:
Vinyl Record: A jazz record by Cole Porter. For when you're too much of a music snob to buy digital versions of music that was recorded before you were born.
Plush St. Bernard: An adorable St. Bernard puppy of your very own! His tag reads "Sumo." Don't worry, this one doesn't weigh 180lbs.
Eden Club Ad - An advertisement for an android sex club. That's someone's kink.
Photo of Cole - Hank doesn't need a description for this one. It's a digital frame with a picture of his son.
misc:
Composition book: Wide-ruled, 100 sheets. Just in case you didn’t like the Word Processor on your tablet.
Box of Crayons: The good set. You know, the 64-count one. This is guaranteed to make all your friends jealous.
Acoustic Guitar: So you can play Wonderwall over and over again.
Ruler: Ah yes, the good old fashioned measuring stick. It’s wooden too, perfect for beating down your competition.
School Spirit Shirt: A Fayflower University shirt! Show off your school pride. Good for sporting events.
Recorder: You know what this is. If you play it wrong, it's painful and awful.
Fuzzy Rug: Very soft, very fuzzy, and if you run your hand over it, very electric.
“Do Not Disturb” Sign: Hang this on your doorknob if you don’t want anyone to bother you. It’s light blue and fuzzy!
feel free to take;
Used Pencils: These are all stubby, and the erasers are worn down. Maybe you can start a fire with them.
Circuit Set: Make your own circuit! Just… don’t connect the wires wrong, or you’ll start a fire.
Reeking Box: A small, wooden box with a truly vile stench coming from within. Better not open it.
Hatchet Body Spray: Ugh, this stuff is really strong! You're suddenly reminded of locker rooms, for some reason…
Composition book: Wide-ruled, 100 sheets. Just in case you didn’t like the Word Processor on your tablet.
Scented Marker: Don’t sniff these too much, or you’ll end up with a headache. This one smells like lavender.
Scented Marker: Don’t sniff these too much, or you’ll end up with a headache. This one smells like honey.
Glue stick: It’s purple glue, not the clear kind.
Mechanical Pencil: It’s a Dr. Grip! You shake the pencil to make the led come out. Convenient, right?
Pinata: A rat-shaped pinata. The inside is already filled with candy. Stress relief and sugary sweetness in one gift.
Syringe: It doesn’t come with anything else, but then again… You can just inject air into someone to kill them! How handy.
(Empty) Poison Bottle: An aged bottle. The label is still somewhat readable, with the words “MERCURY BICHLORIDE, CORROSIVE SUBLIMATE” visible.
(Empty) Poison Bottle: An aged bottle. The label is still somewhat readable, with the words “MERCURY BICHLORIDE, CORROSIVE SUBLIMATE” visible.
Acoustic Guitar: So you can play Wonderwall over and over again.
Golf Cart: Ride in style and with speed. Just a little speed. It’s smaller than the usual golf cart, but be careful not to destroy anything and violate Rule Two. That would be terrible.
Water Gun: A Super Soaker 500! You can really have some fun with this thing.
Sequin Pillow: Looks like it’s just a pillow with red sequins. Run your hand over it, however, and you’ll get a little surprise.
For Max:
Trading Card: Nyanko-sensei, Prospect of Family - “SAKE! SAKE! SAKE!”
Trading Card: Kayneth El-Melloi Archibald, Prospect of Magic - “TO MY BEAUTIFUL BELOVED, YOUR EYES GLISTEN LIKE THE MORNING DEW…”
Trading Card: Detective Pikachu, Prospect Coffee Connoisseur - “TELL YOUR BUDDY TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.”
Trading Card: Detective Pikachu, Prospect Coffee Connoisseur - “TELL YOUR BUDDY TO BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.”
gone;
Candy Bar: If your sugar is running a little low, this is the perfect pick me up. This one’s a Mars bar. Gifted to Max.
Six-pack of Monster: Wow, look at all that energy! You’ll be bouncing off the walls once you finish one of these energy drinks. If you drink all six at once you might even be able to see the future. Given to multiple
Golf Cart: Ride in style and with speed. Just a little speed. It’s smaller than the usual golf cart, but be careful not to destroy anything and violate Rule Two. That would be terrible. Given to Mike
Casual Clothes - A pink blouse and purple skirt combo, with sensible shoes and a pink headband. Definitely not enough for a fancy party, but it’s a reasonable everyday outfit. Given to Rebecca
Seductive Warden Outfit: A lovely outfit that screams serious warden officer to the world, and certainly nothing else. Interestingly, it seems to be a size more suited for a young man...? Given to Akira
Red Jumpsuit Outfit - One of Osomatsu's other outfits. Also comes with a white shirt. Given to Osomatsu
Daggers: A set of well crafted, vicious looking daggers, ready to aid you in battle and bring your foe to their knees. Or to deliver an annoying whack to the back of someone's head – these are hollow, plastic replicas, after all. Given to Akira
Trading cards: Given to Max. Always.
X-Acto Knife: Cut more accurately with this handy dandy X-Acto knife! Given to Osomatsu
Four Lokos: Given to Henry