donotlick: (n00FBOx)
Hank Anderson ([personal profile] donotlick) wrote 2018-08-27 05:21 am (UTC)

keep;

weapons:
Taser (2x): Perfect for getting your victim to stay still right before you kill them.
Switchblade: Small, but it’s very useful for self-defense! Or...maybe you’re the attacker instead? Either way, it’s all yours.
Syringe: It doesn’t come with anything else, but then again… You can just inject air into someone to kill them! How handy.

valuables:
Vinyl Record: A jazz record by Cole Porter. For when you're too much of a music snob to buy digital versions of music that was recorded before you were born.
Plush St. Bernard: An adorable St. Bernard puppy of your very own! His tag reads "Sumo." Don't worry, this one doesn't weigh 180lbs.
Eden Club Ad - An advertisement for an android sex club. That's someone's kink.
Photo of Cole - Hank doesn't need a description for this one. It's a digital frame with a picture of his son.

misc:
Composition book: Wide-ruled, 100 sheets. Just in case you didn’t like the Word Processor on your tablet.
Box of Crayons: The good set. You know, the 64-count one. This is guaranteed to make all your friends jealous.
Acoustic Guitar: So you can play Wonderwall over and over again.
Ruler: Ah yes, the good old fashioned measuring stick. It’s wooden too, perfect for beating down your competition.
School Spirit Shirt: A Fayflower University shirt! Show off your school pride. Good for sporting events.
Recorder: You know what this is. If you play it wrong, it's painful and awful.
Fuzzy Rug: Very soft, very fuzzy, and if you run your hand over it, very electric.
“Do Not Disturb” Sign: Hang this on your doorknob if you don’t want anyone to bother you. It’s light blue and fuzzy!

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