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[donotlick]

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[donotlick]

Yeah, well us old hacks didn't grow up around this shit the way you kids did.

[ He says, as if Han was born in the 2010s like other people who would be his age in Hank's day. Okay. ]

If this H fucker turns out to be some bratty kid I'm still gonna punch his ass myself.

[foo_bar]

Not impossible. But, honestly, we don't know who they are. And we should tread carefully about that.

[donotlick]

Yeah, at this point who even knows. Glad it ain't my problem.

[foo_bar]

Well... As long as you don't punch me anymore, apparently.

[he's done good with the make-up today, can't even tell it happened. He presses a hand to his shoulder.]

But also, thanks for the tipoff. This 'H' might be the source of a few problems I've been having.

[donotlick]

Don't bust my fucking balls. I said it wouldn't happen again and I meant it.

[ Gosh!! You go on one bender because your android is fucking a hot teacher, and all of a sudden it's a huge to-do. ]

Yeah, don't sweat it. I'll be sure to let you know if I get any more creepy shit from 'em.

[foo_bar]

[so much more cursing]

And if you hear anything from Hale...?

[donotlick]

What, you asking me to clue you in? Thought our little agreement was over?

[ He's just messing with you, Han. ]

[foo_bar]

I feel like we've got something deeper going on here than a quid pro quo, eh?

[donotlick]

Aww, you tryin' to say we're actually friends, Young? Want me to ask Connor to make us friendship bracelets?

[foo_bar]

No, no. No friendship bracelets. We don't need to make it that official. Just-- we'll make a secret handshake, or something.

[donotlick]

Alright, deal. A secret handshake it is.

[ You're both fucking nerds, how dare you. ]

[foo_bar]

[secret handshakes are fucking cool, hank, you take that back.]

Alright. I'm going to put some thought into this, while I do some snooping.

[donotlick]

[ They're lame!!! ]

Yeah, good luck. Don't get caught catching this mystery hacker asshole.