[ Yeaaaah, fuck their parents tbh. There's a reason neither of them have stayed in touch. Maybe they can braid each other's hair again, one day. Eli's definitely not fashionable enough for that, but who knows? Maybe a little vampire vanity will finally make him step up his game.

And Hank? Well, he keeps his hair ties... everywhere. Sumo is probably to blame for that. He loves playing fetch with Mordy. Hank checks a seemingly-random drawer in the kitchen and hands Elijah a hair tie. #justalphathings, you know. ]

He was calling to let us know how things were going with Chloe. She's in ship-shape, should be well enough to pick up Eli, though I let him know that she's gonna have to come by once the sun sets since, y'know. [ He gestures. They care too much about Eli to let him go out in the sun now. ] Fowler's pissed, too. Not at us, but with the supernatural bullshit. They're setting it down as a homicide, but even if we can't put it on the books, everyone knows that shit was vampires.