[ He snorts. ] Of course not. What do you take me for? Only the good shit in my house.

[ Yep, you're so transparent bro. It's super cute. Look at him, caring. Proof Elijah Kamski has a heart.

But he snorts. ]

Sounds like some shitty sci-fi movie that I'm sure exists. Alright, fine. What terminology would you prefer, then? [ He heads over to the coffee maker and switches it on. ]