[ He snorts. ] Doesn't the internet think you absorbed me in the womb or something, since no one's ever seen me? Don't believe everything you see.

[ It's definitely time for breakfast and maybe let his hubby sleep in. He's very cute when he sleeps, it's hard not to just gaze at him lovingly. ]

We've always been hairy, you're the one who started shaving the second puberty hit. [ But he softens into a smile. ] Thanks... it's gonna be just fine for you too, I know it.