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Hank Anderson

Detroit: Become Human

Dadzoned

Dead

Resident cop and perpetual drunk. At least he's kind of trying to keep a lid on things and figure shit out. The alcohol helps.
Week 2 Update: Thanks to punching Han for [redacted] and drinking, Hank is having to quit alcohol for the week and is going cold turkey. Needless to say, he is very upset.
Week 3 Update: Hale got Hank back on alcohol and while the first case was a bit of a bust, Hank is working on lowering his alcohol intake and being better in general so the people who rely on him (not just Connor,) don't have to deal with a disappointment.
Week 4 Update: Week 3 was a disaster and Week 4 is not looking much better. After a week of being tortured by his own hallucinations, Hank was later rejected by Connor and had a Very Stupid one-night-stand with Hale. Oh, and now Connor has disappeared and might be dead. Yeah, Hank's in a tenuous spot this week.

Connor | RK800

Detroit: Become Human

Fucking Idiot

Dead(?)

It seems fitting for Hank's least-favorite thorn in his side to have gotten wrapped up in this mess too. While Hank respects the android's skills, he's still a fake person, so it's hard to get too attached to him. Still, he's his best chance in getting out of here and Hank knows that, so he's not antagonizing him too much. The more he talks to Connor, the more Hank realizes that there might be more to him than just being a plastic detective. But who knows, right?
Week 4 Update: Connor is officially a fucking dumbass but Hank can't give up on him now. They're partners and that means more than some stupid crush. Even if Hank doesn't approve of some of Connor's choices, the bond they share is too deep to let something as dumb as unrequited feelings get in the way of it.

Shirou Emiya

Fate/

Some kid

Living

Apparently he's been kidnapped before, and not just to this weird school like the other people. Seems alright. Guess he's a good cook.

Akira Kurusu

Persona 5

Nosy kid

Living

A nosy kid who doesn't like cops and seems to think we're all corrupt. Hard to tell where Hank stands with him, but he doesn't particularly care too much, either. Nosy kids are just nosy kids, after all.

Stuart Pot (2D)

Gorillaz

Can I have your autograph

Living

The lead singer from Gorillaz? Holy shit. He doesn't seem all that bright, and I guess he doesn't remember making half the albums I remember from way back when, but he seems like an alright dude.

Rantaro Amami

Dangan Ronpa V3

Chatty Rich Kid

Living

Seems pretty well off. Haven't talked with him that much.

Osomatsu Matsuno

Osomatsu-san

Awkward Virgin

Living

A loser kid who got separated from his five identical brothers in 2016. That's gotta suck. He seems alright though, good on him for keeping shitty, immature vandalism alive. He's alright. He's sleeping with Megumi, except he's literally having her sleep in her room, which seems like a bad idea for a shit-ton of reasons but you know what? Good for him. Get it, kid.
Apparently he's an anime character, so the thought of actually dying scared him enough to make him binge drink. Hank's going to make sure he doesn't go down the same road he did. Also he and Megumi (Vivienne) are no longer sharing a bedroom. Too bad, kid.

Mike Yagoobian

Meet The Robinsons

Snidely Whiplash

Living

Could this guy be any more of a cliche? Barely seems real, though at least he knows his way around tech. Wouldn't surprise Hank if he's up to something, he's keeping an eye on him. But it's really hard to take him seriously, so... maybe he's just a weirdo who likes cosplay? Who knows.

Rebecca Gales

The Letter

Team Mom

Living

Now her, he likes. Rebecca seems like a responsible woman. Hank feels like he's actually talking to an adult when he speaks to her. Which is nice, surrounded by all these brats. She's been trying her best to keep a lid on all the kids and even reached out to Hank after the shit with Hale, so she's really moving up in his esteem. [File her under: most likely to remind Hank of the ex-wife he may or may not have.]
Week 4 Update: Rebecca and Hank have been talking a lot, they really are the unofficial Team Dad and Team Mom of the group. Rebecca trusted Hank with a huge secret and Hank treasures her trust more than almost anything. At least now everyone's on the same page, too, so they can both be exhausted parents about everything. (Even if Hank is old enough to be her dad.)

Nikolai Gogol

Bungou Stray Dogs

Creepy Clown

Living

A creepy clown who seems to have no care for people or himself, as far as Hank can tell. He's just the kind of person who's always forcing a smile and it creeps Hank out. On top of all that he seems to be in a cult. So yeah, this dude is definitely gonna kill somebody, it's just a matter of when.

Terra

Kingdom Hearts

Stoic Guy

Living

Haven't really met him but he held a meeting on Thursday so he must be from the "old group" if they can be called that.

Edgar Allan Poe

Bungou Stray Dogs

Goth Weirdo

Living

Says his name is Edgar Allan Poe but he doesn't know the writer. I don't know if I believe he's some weird reincarnation of the dude or whatever, but he's a nosy little loser as far as Hank can tell. Might be worth keeping an eye on, if only because Poe was into some creepy shit. Apparently he's got this super specific super power and he's from the same place the clown is from. Week 3 Update: Tried to get in the way of our investigation during trial, so that's already one strike against him. On top of that, this idiot thought experimenting on a frog by throwing it outside to "see" what would happen when he got hijacked was a good idea. It wasn't. Hope we're not all fucked because this idiot was doing shit when Hank or anyone else could stop him.

Grantaire

Les Misérables

Big R

Dead

Old-timey dude who drinks and believes in shit like "humours." He killed Yoosung because of some bullshit reason.

Yoosung Kim

Mystic Messenger

Late with Starbucks

Dead

Showed up late. Seemed to have been from the old group. Didn't ever actually talk to him before he got offed. Seemed like a nice kid, so that's too bad.

Viral

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

Toothy Alien

Dead

A "Beastman" kind of alien from another planet. Hank wouldn't have believed it if not for his claw-like mole hands. He seems to be a sensible dude though, so he's on a tentative like status for now.
Not a bad guy, but he ended up killing Henry in an accident. Still, this place doesn't give a shit so he got executed anyway. It sucked. Viral was a good guy.

Monika

Doki Doki Literature Club

Feelings Girl?

Living

She seems to want people to talk about their feelings and write them down like some kind of poetry club or something. Guess it makes sense given her profile. She seems nice enough.

Max Caulfield

Life Is Strange

Good Girl

Living

Max is the sweetest girl in the world. She's been through some rough shit and she said Hank felt like a dad and Hank would literally take a bullet to keep her safe because she is too pure. They had an important chat.

Waver Velvet

Fate/Zero

Bratty Asshole

Living

Boy, Hank sure didn't give a shit about Waver until Waver got in his business. This brat is at the top of Hank's shitlist for not knowing when to fucking quit. Instead of taking his scolding like a man, he flew off the handle and called Hank a "deadbeat dad." Needless to say, next time Hanks sees Waver, he's not getting off easy. (Waver apologized with a note, but the kid should still own up.)

Sheldon Plankton

Spongebob: The Musical

Eyepatched Weirdo

Living

Some demented idiot who thinks Hank is some "rival" of his named Eugene. Hank has no idea where that came from and has very little interest in finding out. Dude's weird and says he'd kill. So yeah, fuck this guy.

Alexander

Fate: Grand Order

Alex Rider

Living

A little kid who talks big and seems to have a weird idea of what the word "Master" means. Haven't talked to him much, but he sure seems young.

Orga Itsuka

Gundam

Man from Mars

Living

An alright dude who grew up in some shithole in Mars. Guess we have a few things in common. Seems like the kind of dude who doesn't take much shit, so Hank respects him. Manly guy seeks other manly guys for manly quest.

Henry

Fire Emblem: Awakening

Creepy Creep

Dead

A creepy little sociopath who finds everything amusing, even the stuff going on here, apparently. He seems to be from the old group, but otherwise Hank is pretty much steering clear of him.
The victim of Week 3, he was planning to kill Hale but ended up attacking Viral instead. This fucker carried around a severed head just because he thought it was funny so it's actually pretty hard for Hank to feel sorry for him.

Cecil Palmer

Welcome to Night Vale

What a smooth voice he has...

Living

Kind of a weird dude but like in an awkward, not-sure-if-he's-all-there kind of way, not in the unsettling way a lot of the guys here have. Haven't talked to him much.

Tess Rubikov

Serenity Rose

Oldass Yellgirl

Living

This little brat was born in 1979, making her older than Hank. Of course, she looks 24 because she's not from 2038 but it's the principle of the thing! She likes metal and screaming so she's pretty okay in Hank's book, besides the whole age thing.

Maya Fey

Ace Attorney

Small Medium at Large

Living

Hank hasn't really talked to her much about herself, but she found Cole's picture in Week 3 so they had a talk about loss and about how bad Hank is at dealing with it. She seems like a nice girl.

Ryota Mitarai

Dangan Ronpa

Despair Nut

Living

This kid was a suspect for the first trial, so I grilled him pretty hard on why he might've offed Yoosung. Turns out he didn't do it, but I still got some pretty surprising information from him. Apparently he thinks people who "despair" are like, useless and can't get anything done? Which seems stupid if you ask Hank. But whatever, I guess he looks up to Hank now.

Oswald "Todd" Hale

Lockdown NPC

Head Dick

Living

The head dick in charge, Oswald Hale is the guy everybody hates. He's running the program on behalf of some other bigwigs, and was probably behind the deaths of 7 people, if stories are to be believed. Seems to be all business, though he's probably got a short fuse. Sure would sympathize with him more if he wasn't kidnapping people for whatever the hell is going on here. Hank has his phone number now and is calling him daily to annoy him because he's very pissy about this "being forced to go cold turkey" thing. They weirdly have a lot in common?? It's disturbing.
Week 2 update: Hale let Hank end his "cold turkey" week early so that he could help out at trial. Thanks to that, Hank is back on booze and Hale is still a weirdly murdery loser.
Week 4 Update: Hank and Hale slept together on Sunday night. It was a moment of weakness. Hank was feeling really bitter and lonely and Hale's every day mood is bitter and lonely so the two... well. They got their frustrations out. It won't happen again. (Hopefully?)

Megumi Satou/Vivienne

Lockdown NPC

Robot Bitch

Living

A sweet girl who is a 'new hire' to good ol' FU. She's not very subtle, but she seems like a nice enough girl. Actually Vivienne, the Administrator from the entrance exam. Seems to be determined to get her revenge on Oswald for killing her, so that's a real fun can of worms right there. Doesn't trust Osawld (obviously) or Han (understandably) but she apparently died the first time while trying to protect some of the students, so she must've realized shit was fucked up and went against her murdery boss in the wrong time. Sucks to be her, especially now that Oswald knows she's not dead.
Week 4 Update: Turns out she's a huge bitch who loves her robots so much, she's unwilling to shut them down even though they're literally the things that are killing people who are executed. She shut Connor off when Connor tried to press the issue, so she is officially dead to Hank and if he ever sees her again, he'll punch her. Rules be damned.

Han Young

Lockdown NPC

Captain Canuck

Living

Former programming teacher and assistant administrator under "Todd" Hale. Dunno what their beef is, but he seems like the kind of guy who'd rather be coding than dealing with a bunch of angry strangers. Says he signed up to pay for his student loans, which would be fair if it didn't get him involved in this bullshit. Gave Hank booze in exchange for information on Hale's mole. Hank was essentially working for him to track whoever it is down. Hank punched him for... reasons. Somehow they're still kind of friends? They're in a weird place, but at least they both care about Connor.

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